holy moses double thread!

 

talk like a pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/


HARRRRR!!!!


know any pirate jokes? post em up!

 

ya haarrr me mate's!!!! ya haaarrrrr!

 

haaaarrrrrr


ya blitz is a moron ya haaarrrrr!

 

stfu ye angry pirate! HARRRRR!!!

 

ya haarrrrr!!!!!!!

 

walk teh plank! haarrrrrr!!!

 

oh wtf?

 

Ay me matety? I see you have a peg leg with a kick stand ya haarrrr

 

Knights of Columbus!!!!!!!

 

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck-an-ear!

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Chips A-Hoy!

What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!

How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!

How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!

What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!

What is the one thing a pirate should be afraid of?
Scurvy.

What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!

How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!

What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!

What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
The buy and ARRRdvark!

 

Hharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

HAARRRRRR!!!!!

 

captain morgan?

 

VS