As long as there is no parsley...either way you just move it to the side and keep eating. :-p

 

I got the bird flu blues~

 

LOL!!!!! yeah, having parsley stuck in your teeth while talking to someone WOULD be quite embarrassing

 

oriental massage

 

*voice on drive-thru speaker box*

"Ok so I got four tacos and a large jamaica, would you like to add a bj with that for an extra 0.89? Ok great! would you be splooging in our car, or would you like a bag?"

 

They are all closed down now, you have to go to eastern for that now or down towards inglewood...at least that's what I heard, i mean that's the word on the street.

 

LOL...Those sound like the drive throughs on long beach blvd...wait...damn, i'm turning into a dirty old man.

 

Okay then you stay the hell away from me..LOL~

 

LOL! it's ok, SCIC is full of them. Do you like wine?? I hear 88 was a great year

 

I figured. I see, lots of craigslist quotes by certain people. As far as the wine, I heard schools out...gonna slap on some old spice before heading out tonight.

 

Dude, BE a dirty old man.... Don't smell like juan!






FTW

Oh, and here is the theme song... Read it..Understand it.... live it....... that is all..


Little girls (oingo boingo)

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When theyre around they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior

They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too

(repeat first verse)

They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh its a mistake
Uh oh Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too . . .

And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

(repeat chorus)

(repeat first verse)

 

you know what im tlaking about back in the day by the bicycle club

 

Dude ur funny...but watch out for Dateline NBC (to catch a predator). That's some scary shiz. I find myself making the same expressions that my dad was making the first time he watched fatal attraction.

 

Woot! Let me know if everyone is going so I can turn down my HS graduation! lol

 

I know nothing about the special massagy, but their was this girl "pepsi"...well uhum..yeah.