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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 11:32 AM
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So when/where's teh meet at BJ's mike?

hahahahha
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 11:47 AM
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strippers smell good.

Like strawberry and peach lotions.

Or maybe watermelon. :banana:


ahhhh.. I need to go again.
Correction, they smell delicious.
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 11:59 AM
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Correction, they smell delicious.

but I doubt they taste good!


Fock it you pay for it anyway
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
but I doubt they taste good!


Fock it you pay for it anyway
To all the people kissing/licking strippers............................




















KILL YOURSELVES!!!
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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To all the people kissing/licking strippers............................


KILL YOURSELVES!!!
why?
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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why?
cuz his *insert a family members name* doesnt like it


sorry, that was too hard to resist... left yourself wide open... kinda like a strippers legs
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:12 PM
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that's the way they do it in the south...
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:14 PM
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You just don't kiss strippers. It's gross. I'd be like kissing a girl that is paid to sample chewing tobacco. There profession puts their sanititation in jeopardy. If that girl clearly gave a dude head in there how do you know the girl you kissing didn't just do it? Congrats, you got owned.
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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You just don't kiss strippers. It's gross. I'd be like kissing a girl that is paid to sample chewing tobacco. There profession puts their sanititation in jeopardy. If that girl clearly gave a dude head in there how do you know the girl you kissing didn't just do it? Congrats, you got owned.

well eddie there you have it, mike got the BJ, you got her right after, she didn't even clean up, just put her clothes back on and went in and took them off again
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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well eddie there you have it, mike got the BJ, you got her right after, she didn't even clean up, just put her clothes back on and went in and took them off again
Exactly what I mean. Someone got owned and it wasn't Mike. Don't get me wrong. I'll let her polish the yogurt slingger but she damn sure isn't getting kissed.

Last edited by 1reguL8NSTi; Oct 17, 2005 at 12:21 PM. Reason: to much tequila last night+nap a few minutes ago=tired as fawk
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:21 PM
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well eddie there you have it, mike got the BJ, you got her right after, she didn't even clean up, just put her clothes back on and went in and took them off again
enjoy the free herpes!
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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*throws up on keyboard*

Damn ****ing **** *** *****es!!!! Post quick to get this page to go away.
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:24 PM
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enjoy the free herpes!
Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
*throws up on keyboard*

Damn ****ing **** *** *****es!!!! Post quick to get this page to go away.
you mean like this?
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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That's enough man. None of us want to see your girlfriend anymore.
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BLITZSTI
enjoy the free herpes!


ahhh thank godness for Firefox!

Blocked that pic with a quickness!



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