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Old 08-04-2008, 02:57 PM
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Might I suggest you incorporate a 2pt **** Conversion factor?
How are twins scored?

For now:

17:4:39
**** twins?

no matter how high we get it cant compare

i only had sisters and in the one sisters house i had both
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Might I suggest you incorporate a 2pt **** Conversion factor?
How are twins scored?

ok I can help this and glad someone up there is asking the right questions


this is the multiply factor on coolness

now if you have done the following with 1 person...


**** if heterosexual sex, multiply by 2 . If its homosexual then multiply by 1

doubles or DP if you are d00d don't count cause you have another **** around you...if you are a girl and you did DP then its multiply by 3
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
kebun stop that!


if you want people to whack off do it in the appropriate place

our sub forum luchapalooza style
i think he is trying to get some points he has three poeple telling him not to do that crap
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
i think he is trying to get some points he has three poeple telling him not to do that crap
what points?
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
ok I can help this and glad someone up there is asking the right questions


this is the multiply factor on coolness

now if you have done the following with 1 person...


**** if heterosexual sex, multiply by 2 . If its homosexual then multiply by 1

doubles or DP if you are d00d don't count cause you have another **** around you...if you are a girl and you did DP then its multiply by 3
if you are a girl and you did DP then its multiply by 3 - extra point for the dp? bonus.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by hey1
if you are a girl and you did DP then its multiply by 3 - extra point for the dp? bonus.
YES


now to help men understand this is why the men do not receive extra points.

If you are involved in a situation where you get to do DP with a girl. Odds are the other guy did the work on getting her to bang so the other d00d just being there wins by default but should not receive any credit.

Now if you were a guy and got 2 chicks at the same time then it would multiply times 3 per partner.

If Paul had 2 sisters at the same time and performed **** on both of them the calculation would be like this

girl or (sister A) 1 x 3 x 2 = 6

girl or (sister B) 1 x 3 x 2 = 6

That would count as a 12 in my book

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Old 08-04-2008, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hey1
what points?
check your PM box
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:10 PM
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so cal < math
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
so cal < math
naw Mike its pretty simple


let say you do a girl in the but which is your favorite. The math would be

1 (the girl) multiple 2 (**** points) = 2 so you would count her as a 2
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
YES


now to help men understand this is why the men do not receive extra points.

If you are involved in a situation where you get to do DP with a girl. Odds are the other guy did the work on getting her to bang so the other d00d just being there wins by default but should not receive any credit.

Now if you were a guy and got 2 chicks at the same time then it would multiply times 3 per partner.

If Paul had 2 sisters at the same time and performed **** on both of them the calculation would be like this

girl or (sister A) 1 x 3 x 2 = 6

girl or (sister B) 1 x 3 x 2 = 6

That would count as a 12 in my book
wow.. what a sophisticated scoring system.

is there any other special cases that may score more than that?

like **** with sister A then immediately oral from sister B then **** with sister B them oral from sister A.
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woah its math i better not post

Math> me
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woah its math i better not post

Math> me
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Originally Posted by hey1
wow.. what a sophisticated scoring system.

is there any other special cases that may score more than that?

like **** with sister A then immediately oral from sister B then **** with sister B them oral from sister A.
I think we should leave it as is because anything crazier than doing **** with both sisters would be a donkey and midget


we need more numbers!
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
we can work with that get down to so cal haha
I should come down sometime and have you guys "show" me around.
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How low can it be?

I am 0-0-22. That's as low as it gets.
I think i can top that.

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I can say with confidence that I have not contracted any viruses.. Then again, i've been stuck inside a comp lab for most of my collegiate and professional life... :/

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