well it works on women, not little girls


Then again hitting on girls and dating is like a job interview so you better be in tune with what they want to hear if you want it bad

 

^^^ for the truth

best bring your A-game if you want to slay the poon.

 

WOW! I can understand this!

I haven’t been using pick up lines anymore. I just show my gentlemen side and that always get’s me phone numbers and dates.

As soon as I get to the chapter on picking up Japanese women, Ill let you all know how it goes. Haha

One line I have used is. “I see that you like playing video games, how about we go to my place and play with me Wii.” It’s worked!

 

genki desu! ichi-san wa genki desuka? inu? watashino inuno koto jyanaidesuyone...



well, it wouldn't work on my friends either. we get disgusted when guys make comments about how "beautiful" asians/japanese/korean/chinese people are or some guy comes up to us and starts speaking chinese/korean/japanese. and if working professionals are considered "little girls" then yeah, it won't work on us "little girls."

 

wait

if i came up speaking japaneese you would get creeped out?

 

ok how about this, we are in a bar and I say "Can I push your stool in?"

 

no, because i know you. it's annoying when strangers assume you're one nationality or the other and try to 'impress' the person by saying some word in that language. it'd be much better if they introduced themselves first (in english).

 

what kind of stool are you talking about? hahahaha


depends: am I having difficulty sitting at the bar because the barstool is too tall? if so, then yeah, that's fine. but that's just the ice breaker.

it all depends on the tone too. if you seem like you genuinely want to help, then you've just earned brownie points. but if you sound like a creep or you're just making fun of the fact that i'm short, then no thanks.

 

what if you are showing do you want a guy to tell you?

 

you know the answer to that one!

 

Walk by like you dont even notice her, then, after you have just barely passed her, turn to face her. Once you have turned, pivot on your heels (as if to indicate that you could leave at any time...) stand upright and look her dead in the eye. Deliver your line and make sure not to EVER lean in during the conversation. If she wants to hear you, SHE will lean in...

 

get your mind out of the gutter!


of course its for brownie points

 

"hi bye"

 

New line: "Would you like me to show you the Chukay?"

 

"I lost my phone number... can I have yours?"

I just made #2 on 'Worst Lines' below... damn, as close as I have ever come to ever winning anything!!!