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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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Question Sitting at my desk as I observe.....

.....a bunch of people standing around the copier.

There is a female aprox. 20 years of age (nice looking I might add) wearing a gray pair of dress slacks. the seat of her slacks are all up in her crack. I wonder if she would mind if I picked them out for her. It's driving me nuts looking at it. How can she not tell a wad of material is up her butt?
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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maybe she likes things up her butt. You never know dude. You just never know...
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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Go give her the old hatteroo.
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by UberMaus
.....a bunch of people standing around the copier.

There is a female aprox. 20 years of age (nice looking I might add) wearing a gray pair of dress slacks. the seat of her slacks are all up in her crack. I wonder if she would mind if I picked them out for her. It's driving me nuts looking at it. How can she not tell a wad of material is up her butt?

pics!
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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What do you folks do in that situation?

While I’m walking i could take an extra long step and do a slight side shuffle to discreetly jar loose the offending material.
Or duck into a unoccupied area and pick it out.
But for the love of all that’s holy, don’t just leave it there!


Sorry franco I don't have my camera

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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by UberMaus
What do you folks do in that situation?

While I’m walking i could take an extra long step and do a slight side shuffle to discreetly jar loose the offending material.
Or duck into a unoccupied area and pick it out.
But for the love of all that’s holy, don’t just leave it there!


Sorry franco I don't have my camera

can you at least ask her if she's into **** sex? Just don't get fired for sexual harrassment.
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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lol! best thread ever!

wait until summertime when our lovely interns show up. they idea of "business casual" is what they would wear to a club.

i think i have a pic somewhere with this chick leaning butt up for her rectal exam
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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can you at least ask her if she's into **** sex? Just don't get fired for sexual harrassment.
I'll see what I can do. I'll report back after lunch.
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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lol! best thread ever!

wait until summertime when our lovely interns show up. they idea of "business casual" is what they would wear to a club.

i think i have a pic somewhere with this chick leaning butt up for her rectal exam
post it!
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I'll see what I can do. I'll report back after lunch.
do not have **** sex with a girl after they eat lunch!
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tubgirl ftw... :banana:
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
post it!
looking for it, might be at home.
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
tubgirl ftw... :banana:

Omg.. if your referring to what I think you are referring to... HOLY CRAP! (would be an understatement).. *BaRF*
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 01:27 PM
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For the LOVE OF ALL HOLY THINGS help her out!!!!

report back after lunch



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