Nun in a taxi

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single



and

#2, you must be Catholic

The cab driver is very excited and says: 'Yes, I am single and Catholic!"

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?"

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess I am married and I am Jewish."

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.