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#362
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Location: Union City/San Diego, CA USA
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And socal still has no viable mass transport system, it still has smog, and oh wait.. it still has traffic. .. hehe
G'morning to you too. hehe
Tim
EDIT - lets keep it down with the hate.. This was supposed to be a "friendly thread", right?
G'morning to you too. hehe
Tim
EDIT - lets keep it down with the hate.. This was supposed to be a "friendly thread", right?
Last edited by samurai; 09-30-2005 at 09:37 AM.
#374
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: WATCH OUT FOR THE SCIC SNITCH!!!
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joke of the day
The priest in a small Irish village loved
the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
But one Saturday night the **** went missing!!!
The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he
started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.
During mass, he ask the congregation.
"Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up
"No, no" he said, "that's wasn't what I meant.
"Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant."
"Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant."
"Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
But one Saturday night the **** went missing!!!
The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he
started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.
During mass, he ask the congregation.
"Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up
"No, no" he said, "that's wasn't what I meant.
"Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant."
"Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant."
"Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
#375
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Palo Alto, CA
Posts: 52,306
Car Info: Something german
I swear my dumb blond co-worker needs to STFU so damn early in the moring..
Her: OMG HI2U!! HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?!?!?! OMG I HAD FUN!!!!11111
ME: It's 8:30 am and you're late for work so why don't you please STFU until 12pm. I can't stand your squeeky voice in the morning.
Her: OMG HI2U!! HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?!?!?! OMG I HAD FUN!!!!11111
ME: It's 8:30 am and you're late for work so why don't you please STFU until 12pm. I can't stand your squeeky voice in the morning.