sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

i rubbed one out

UberMaus

all you need is a dollop

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

D Duval 059: sorry the boss came by
D Duval 059: im talking to a vietnameese guy now
D Duval 059: diddy mao
D Duval 059: do mau mei
pizzaronee: hahhah
pizzaronee: say toi la mi chang
D Duval 059: whats that
D Duval 059: he always complains about the price the cheap bastard
pizzaronee: say that
pizzaronee: it means i'm white
D Duval 059: you ****er
pizzaronee: hahahah

samurai

iTrader: (1)

Not an IM convo, but a hallway conversation:

Me: Hi

Mikes Mom: hi

Me: Hows Mike doing?

Mikes Mom: hes doing fine.

Me: did he graduate?

Mikes mom: He FINALLY graduated.

me: hahahahahahah

Tim

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

damn it tim cover for me

tell its harder now a days

back when she went it was alot easier to graduate, i mean she walked with moses

UberMaus

WoOT! for Mike :banana:

kym

iTrader: (1)

Wow, congrats, Mike!!!!

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

thanks

8 years of the best years

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

D Duval 059: ***
Zoeb2s: eadia
D Duval 059: i want the damn sticker dude
D Duval 059: come on
Zoeb2s: we're out
D Duval 059: dude dont hold out on me
Zoeb2s: well
Zoeb2s: we sold out
Zoeb2s: we only had 3
Zoeb2s: and lucky for you
Zoeb2s: i do the ordering now
Zoeb2s: so i wont be ordering more
Zoeb2s:
D Duval 059: well screw you we are making our own
Zoeb2s: you cant
D Duval 059: yeah we can
Zoeb2s: no u can't, i have a trademark on my name
Zoeb2s: lol
Zoeb2s: from an old business project
D Duval 059: prove it show me
D Duval 059: zoeb is public domain
Zoeb2s: ok, i'll scan it
Zoeb2s: ywia
D Duval 059: not special enough
D Duval 059: Z0EB is ok
Zoeb2s: why not a atleast you're not n00dles instead
Zoeb2s: hes the socal member
Zoeb2s: not me
D Duval 059: yeah but some of us met you
D Duval 059: and your a mod
D Duval 059: so we have to
Zoeb2s: im not a mod
D Duval 059: we are doing it anyways
Zoeb2s: eadia
D Duval 059: wtf is that
Zoeb2s: oh god
Zoeb2s: search i-club
Zoeb2s: n00b
D Duval 059: sorry im not an internet nerd :-(
Zoeb2s: its not an internet thing
Zoeb2s: its an i-club thing

kenji815

iTrader: (5)

[16:03] AGENTBLUE1234567: https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...8&postcount=34
[16:04] dduval059: replied
[16:04] dduval059: loo loo has asics i must buy asics -eddie chu
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: bwahhaha
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: *****
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: i have asics to
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: too
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: you got asics for xmas
[16:05] dduval059: bull ****
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: on what?
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: me having asics?
[16:05] AGENTBLUE1234567: or you getting asics
[16:06] dduval059: i dont have asics
[16:06] AGENTBLUE1234567: yeah you do
[16:06] AGENTBLUE1234567: the brown juans
[16:06] AGENTBLUE1234567: flipping awesome gave your for xmas
[16:06] dduval059: they are asics!??!1
[16:06] dduval059: really
[16:07] AGENTBLUE1234567: hahahah
[16:07] AGENTBLUE1234567: you idiot
[16:07] dduval059: i dunno they are too small im giving them to franco
[16:07] AGENTBLUE1234567: hahaha
[16:07] AGENTBLUE1234567: you dumby

laoba

iTrader: (4)

dumby?

how cute.........

yayitzian

iTrader: (4)

it means eat a dick in advance

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

nor caler

yayitzian

iTrader: (4)

im just enlightening you.

sigma pi

iTrader: (6)

kymphan (12:09:01 PM): Hey, you wanna go tot he San Diego Zoo? :-)
D Duval 059 (12:14:39 PM): when>?\
kymphan (12:14:44 PM): June 30!
kymphan (12:14:51 PM): We can watch monkeys fling poo at each other :-)
D Duval 059 (12:16:14 PM): SWEET!
D Duval 059 (12:16:17 PM): who is rolling?
kymphan (12:16:24 PM): Me and two of my girlfriends
kymphan (12:16:29 PM): Let's make it a foursom
kymphan (12:18:27 PM): What's your e-mail address?
D Duval 059 (12:20:11 PM): michaelmckay@gmail.com
kymphan (12:20:47 PM): yay
D Duval 059 (12:24:01 PM): sweet any of the gal pals iknow
kymphan (12:25:01 PM): Uhm... two hot sisters
kymphan (12:25:14 PM): and my milf friend is coming. I'm on the phone ith her now
D Duval 059 (12:26:23 PM): are tehy single?
kymphan (12:26:33 PM): Uhm, I think the sisters are.
kymphan (12:26:49 PM): Obviously, the MILF isn't. She has a rockin body, but she also has an amazing marriage, and she's very happy
D Duval 059 (12:27:24 PM): wtf it wasnt the sisters i met?
kymphan (12:27:43 PM): You haven't met any off my girl friends..
kymphan (12:27:45 PM): I don't think
D Duval 059 (12:28:05 PM): yeah drink a palooza
kymphan (12:28:24 PM): Uh, there were no sisters at that
D Duval 059 (12:28:35 PM): really
D Duval 059 (12:28:36 PM): hmm
D Duval 059 (12:28:41 PM): do i have a chance with any of them
D Duval 059 (12:28:45 PM): ttiwwop
kymphan (12:28:48 PM): Haha
kymphan (12:28:51 PM): You probably do
kymphan (12:28:57 PM): They're kind of s-l-u-t-s
kymphan (12:29:02 PM): They're my friends though
D Duval 059 (12:29:03 PM): YES!!!!
D Duval 059 (12:29:06 PM): thats the kind i like
kymphan (12:29:09 PM): but whatever. They just casually sleep with their guy friends.
kymphan (12:29:10 PM): I don't get it.
D Duval 059 (12:29:14 PM): is it a sat or what
D Duval 059 (12:29:20 PM): dude kym you need to start that
D Duval 059 (12:29:24 PM): i call dibs first
kymphan (12:29:25 PM): Friday
D Duval 059 (12:29:28 PM): damn i work
kymphan (12:29:29 PM): Haha, uh, no thanks
D Duval 059 (12:29:39 PM): damn you
kymphan (12:29:42 PM): I've tried. It just gets all weird, and I can't follow through
D Duval 059 (12:29:48 PM): how so?
kymphan (12:29:56 PM): It's just weird. I can't hook up with a friend.
D Duval 059 (12:29:59 PM): OH
D Duval 059 (12:30:01 PM): me niether
kymphan (12:30:03 PM): Without it becoming like, long term and serious.
D Duval 059 (12:30:10 PM): no no it just gets weird
D Duval 059 (12:30:16 PM): liek hmmm if we hang otu its liek a date
kymphan (12:30:21 PM): I was friends with Charlie and Steve for a while before we got together
kymphan (12:30:23 PM): Yeah
kymphan (12:30:35 PM): But I can't just like
D Duval 059 (12:30:36 PM): soooo
kymphan (12:30:37 PM): hang out with you
kymphan (12:30:38 PM): hook up
kymphan (12:30:41 PM): and then like be friends again
kymphan (12:30:45 PM): like nothing happened
D Duval 059 (12:30:46 PM): your saying youve known me for a while
D Duval 059 (12:30:48 PM): SUPER JK
kymphan (12:30:49 PM): Hahaha
kymphan (12:30:52 PM): YES
D Duval 059 (12:30:55 PM): its not like a switch you cant turn off and on
kymphan (12:30:57 PM): I'm glad you got my drift!!!
D Duval 059 (12:31:04 PM): its hard onets its ****ed its over
D Duval 059 (12:31:06 PM): haha
kymphan (12:31:12 PM): Yeah. Apparently, some people can do that, and it's normal
kymphan (12:31:13 PM): Hahaha
D Duval 059 (12:31:21 PM): well thats why we need to hook mike up
kymphan (12:32:04 PM): Well,
kymphan (12:32:14 PM): what do you have to do on Friday that's more important than hang out with hot chicks?
D Duval 059 (12:32:51 PM): i know hmmmmm
D Duval 059 (12:32:54 PM): im calling in sick
D Duval 059 (12:32:56 PM): which friday
kymphan (12:33:14 PM): Two weeks from now
D Duval 059 (12:38:34 PM): hmmmmmmmm


kym and i IM fast