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Old 07-09-2009, 09:12 AM
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:16 AM
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Convo with my brother about a 190E 2.3-16v

RiceTecA4 11:11 am
(11:11:39 AM): the wheels on that DTM race car you don't think is 20"
(11:11:42 AM): 18"

Dno 11:11 am
(11:11:50 AM): i say 18
(11:11:58 AM): man 17 looked huge on the car already
(11:12:00 AM): wait 16
(11:12:01 AM): ahahah

RiceTecA4 11:12 am
(11:12:06 AM): probably cause i doub't they had dubs back in the day

Dno 11:12 am
(11:12:08 AM): dude that car is sick with ****
(11:12:16 AM): yeah true
(11:12:19 AM): duece duece
(11:12:20 AM): hahah

RiceTecA4 11:12 am
(11:12:21 AM): WTF does a car have to do with ****

Dno 11:12 am
(11:12:29 AM): its sick
(11:12:31 AM): **** are nice
(11:12:32 AM): hahahaha
(11:12:34 AM): lmfao
(11:12:36 AM): just get it
(11:12:38 AM): damnit
(11:12:44 AM): ill wash it
(11:12:45 AM): hahahah
(11:13:05 AM): ill help u put **** on if u need it
(11:13:09 AM): but i aint got money for it
(11:13:11 AM): hahhahah
(11:13:14 AM): DO IT
(11:13:15 AM): DO IT
(11:13:16 AM): DO IT
(11:13:18 AM): DO IT
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:35 AM
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:05 PM
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me: OK
let me know when you are ready
this is a hard one
i just want an answer by the end of the day
Sent at 1:48 PM on Friday
me: would you rather smell the smell of jeffs garage for TWO full years, it would be like you are smelling it for the first time all two years long
OR
You go down on connie for 5 mins
what would you pick?
incapacitated for two years basicly
Sent at 1:50 PM on Friday
Franco: lol
wtf
me: yeah
i just went there
lol
what you going to pick
Franco: prolly the garage
me: HAHHAHA
Franco: or wait?
will connie suck my ****?
me: thats what lawson picked
if that helps you
but not at the same time
has to be after or before
Franco: hahahahaha
damn thats tough
ok if i go down on connie
me: maybe some eye contact thrown in there
Franco: is it before, after, during her period?
me: not the full 5 but most of it
in this magical 5 mins
all happen at the same time
Franco: also if im in Jeffs garage, will I have internet, TV and a ps3?
Sent at 1:55 PM on Friday
me: oh you dont have to be there
just what ever you do or where ever you go
you will be smelling that smell like its teh first time you smelled it
Franco: ****
thats a lot of suffering
me: dry heaving pretty much
yeah
Franco: lawson picked the garage
****...
me: me: you would be incapacitated for two years basicly
Lawson: but igot my pride!
Franco: im at a cross roads
me: I dont think he would
he cant handle ****
Franco: go down on connie for 5 mins...
eye contact and she'd return the favor
me: it doesnt effect jeff so i cant ask him
Ok thats fine
Franco: well the way i see it
its a trick questions
BECAUSE
if i have to suffer for 2 years of that stentch
me: LOL
Franco: and on the flip side
me: stench
Franco: going down on connie for 5 minutes
the fact of going down on connie for 5 minutes, even though you get a return
doesn't merritt the fact
that will be with you for the rest of your life
like how it is with eddie
so
me: hahahaha
Franco: I pick Jeffs garage
2 years vs the rest of my life
i'll pick 2 years of un-happyness
it took eddie about 2 years to find another gf
but still he will have a lifelong mockery of Connie
me: hahhahahhaa
Franco: and thats my final answer
i'd pick jeffs garage
me: hahaha Ok

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Old 01-28-2011, 02:14 PM
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:27 PM
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Jeffrey: Wats up w Mike n *****?
me: you mean you arent into *****?
Jeffrey: He sounds like he needs some ...
Just my own
me: if the fate of the world depended on your reproduction skills
and the only two people left on the planet were
you (Jeff) and Connie Ni
would you sex her for the sake of the world
or suck your own **** and try to evolve the way frogs do with self-reproduction?
Jeffrey: Sorry humanity ...
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:31 PM
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Jeffrey: Wats up w Mike n *****?
me: you mean you arent into *****?
Jeffrey: He sounds like he needs some ...
Just my own
me: if the fate of the world depended on your reproduction skills
and the only two people left on the planet were
you (Jeff) and Connie Ni
would you sex her for the sake of the world
or suck your own **** and try to evolve the way frogs do with self-reproduction?
Jeffrey: Sorry humanity ...
wow such a selfish guy. We know how he is now. Big insights into jeff
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
wow such a selfish guy. We know how he is now. Big insights into jeff
hahahahahaha... well since you only have only 2 people, there will natural inbreeding which results in who knows what kind of horrid **** results.
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kunfuzion
hahahahahaha... well since you only have only 2 people, there will natural inbreeding which results in who knows what kind of horrid **** results.
You never know what might happen. A space ship can come back with abducted people. or some other random stuff that got it to this point.
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:13 PM
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You never know what might happen. A space ship can come back with abducted people. or some other random stuff that got it to this point.
bring back the dinosaurs or perhaps some tentacle monsters....
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by kunfuzion
bring back the dinosaurs or perhaps some tentacle monsters....
its been done

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its been done

right click save as spank bank material
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:32 PM
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:25 AM
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:49 AM
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me: **** off you want to cheap it up
with a used sensor
Sent at 11:44 AM on Wednesday
Jeffrey: who ever said used
me: you did
Jeffrey: the part was already used
the whole housing is
how the hell did I know it would b bad


So trying to claim it wasnt used, only to say it was used after you said it the night before when working on your car.
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