some one translate for me

 

sorry that's not chinglish ..
can't help u there.

 

original
11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: ****ing meebo
[11:00] lugee3: meebo mang
[11:00] lugee3: baller
[11:00] lugee3: your at work?
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: lmao
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: at school
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: everyone is staring at my mbp
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: ***** magnet manggg
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: bahahhahhah
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: y0 dellz aint got **** on me!
translation
11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: darn this third party instant msg program!
[11:00] lugee3: third party instant msging man!
[11:00] lugee3: you are a high roller sir
[11:00] lugee3: are you making monies?
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: im not really laughing
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: im slaving for no reason
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: people are glancing at my macbook pro laptop computer
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: this is a vagina magnet sir
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: i am laughing hehe
[11:00] ilostthepwtomysn: your primitive dell laptops do not have fecal matter on me

 

hahaha i said i pwn3d you twice the turbo thread and now 4 tips = quad tips. and im only at 5th i thought i would have jumped up higher, that is why i am impressed by the other 4. get it?

 

[13:23] theheckwith YOU: kbbq
[13:23] theheckwith YOU: weds
[13:23] a4gottensoul: just had something weekend o.O
[13:23] theheckwith YOU: no fin
[13:23] theheckwith YOU: kbbq
[13:23] theheckwith YOU: this weekend
[13:24] a4gottensoul: i know, i just had some
[13:24] a4gottensoul: thins weekend
[13:24] theheckwith YOU: no
[13:24] theheckwith YOU: kbbq
[13:24] theheckwith YOU: weds
[13:24] a4gottensoul: i know
[13:24] a4gottensoul: i just had some
[13:24] a4gottensoul: on saturday

can someone translate this into chinglish for this guy please.

 

it means fin gets a uppercut to the face

 

i think lawson is the reincarnate of ken master o.O

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YUKAS

that means its this wednessday you should come all though you had some this weekend

 

This means Fin had "some" and he is trying to show off...

 

kenshin01 (8:46:18 PM): you got a wagon, a porsche, then a STI
Jdmfan13 (8:46:26 PM): lol
Jdmfan13 (8:46:29 PM): and now a truck
kenshin01 (8:46:33 PM): like a new truck?
Jdmfan13 (8:46:38 PM): gonna keep the truck for a while
Jdmfan13 (8:46:54 PM): ya i got it when the sti was killed
kenshin01 (8:47:01 PM): what kind
kenshin01 (8:47:01 PM): ?
Jdmfan13 (8:47:09 PM): dodge 2500 diesel
kenshin01 (8:47:20 PM): what the heck
kenshin01 (8:47:27 PM): and you call yourself... Jdmfan13?
Jdmfan13 (8:47:30 PM): eventually im gonna get a trailer for camping, so i wanted a diesel truck

JDM no more =(

 

D Duval 059: hey
D Duval 059: NWS comming up
automation1981: Yo yo
D Duval 059: from matt jk
D Duval 059: NoTorque1JZ: german scat is real though
automation1981: Haha
automation1981: Not the poo eating
automation1981: Right
D Duval 059: yup
D Duval 059: he was tlaking about brzil scat



NoTorque1JZ: what's 2girls1cup? why does everyone tell me too look at it?
D Duval 059: because its teh coolest thing eve3r
D Duval 059: one girl poops in a cup and then the other girl licks it like an ice crem cone
D Duval 059: then thoer other girl gets in on it too
D Duval 059: then they poop like its soft serve ice cream
D Duval 059: then tehy snow ball that
D Duval 059: sooooo cool
NoTorque1JZ: oh, that's fake. my friend makes those videos in brazil
D Duval 059: OMG
D Duval 059: dude brazil
D Duval 059: i wanna go
D Duval 059: girls have asses there
NoTorque1JZ: sineplex is his company
NoTorque1JZ: they inject their colon with cake batter
NoTorque1JZ: the barf is real though
D Duval 059: sweetness
NoTorque1JZ: lol sweet
NoTorque1JZ: german scat is real though, so he says
NoTorque1JZ: ok, time for lunch

 

 

 

D Duval 059: look at all the pics
RiceTecA4: 2 hot girls ok
D Duval 059: ****er
D Duval 059: thats katrina
RiceTecA4: where
RiceTecA4: the ******* *** *******
RiceTecA4: OH ****!
RiceTecA4: OH SNAP
RiceTecA4: **** baja
RiceTecA4: i give you props for tapping that ***!



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eggs made daily: DAMN mike said you had womanitis
theheckwith YOU: its okay
theheckwith YOU: unlike mike my router works
theheckwith YOU: i have my ps3