well look on the bright side.

Women think Ruben is pretty

 

i bet i score lower on looks

 

H yperKansaiMr2 (2:31:20 PM): Hey Teen, I have a question
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:32:38 PM): a woman's opinion
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:32:41 PM): what do you rate this person
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:32:43 PM): http://s142.photobucket.com/albums/r...t=IMG_0637.jpg
Teen******* (2:32:44 PM): he's.....
Teen******* (2:32:49 PM): very pretty looking
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:32:59 PM): like pretty as in you want to do him?
Teen******* (2:33:03 PM): well
Teen******* (2:33:06 PM): not like that
Teen******* (2:33:07 PM): just eye candy
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:33:11 PM): poster boy?
Teen******* (2:33:11 PM): yea just nice to look at
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:33:16 PM): hahahaha
Teen******* (2:33:36 PM): way to pretty to be straight

 

^^^ cleanup on aisle 5 again

no more drinking water while reading this thread

 

bawahaha!! OMG

 

H yperKansaiMr2 (2:22:43 PM): on a scale of 1-10 what do you rate ruben on looks?
Vi Angel***** (3:01:37 PM): uummmmmmmmmm
Vi Angel***** (3:01:41 PM): he's hot
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:01:52 PM): orly?
Vi Angel***** (3:02:06 PM): isn't he gay?

 

H yperKansaiMr2 (3:06:48 PM): Do you remember Ruben from my Dad's party?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:06:50 PM): the one you thought was a **** model
SimplyBliss***** (3:07:30 PM): yeah he was hot, just shy to me
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:07:50 PM): so would you hit it?
SimplyBliss***** (3:08:11 PM): hells yea where do i sign up?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:08:33 PM): well I don't hook my friends up anymore
SimplyBliss***** (3:09:24 PM): aww well he was hot, what are you doing tonight?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:09:06 PM): maybe the movies Resident evil tonight
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:09:13 PM): well if Ruben comes out will mount him?
SimplyBliss***** (3:09:45 PM): if he would let me
SimplyBliss***** (3:09:52 PM): last time I saw him he didn't seem interested in me
SimplyBliss***** (3:10:02 PM): he's not gay is he?

 

UPinKaLi (3:16:42 PM): FU-LANKO-KUN!!!!
UPinKaLi (3:16:53 PM): OGENKI DESU KA??!?!?!!??!
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:18:28 PM): genki des
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:18:35 PM): i have a question
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:18:38 PM): more like survy
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:18:52 PM): on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate my friend ruben and why
UPinKaLi (3:19:19 PM): only looks?
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:32 PM): whole package since you do know him a little bit
UPinKaLi (3:19:51 PM): im a tough rater though ok =P
UPinKaLi (3:20:10 PM): and hes young
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:20:14 PM): thats fine honesty works
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:20:17 PM): he's 26
UPinKaLi (3:20:22 PM): i say 6 but if i was 18 i would say 7
UPinKaLi (3:20:25 PM): hahah HOLY ****!!!
UPinKaLi (3:20:26 PM): no kidding
UPinKaLi (3:20:28 PM): hes cute
UPinKaLi (3:20:30 PM): hes tall
UPinKaLi (3:20:33 PM): not my type though
UPinKaLi (3:20:37 PM): so i cant rate him that high
UPinKaLi (3:20:44 PM): hes def above average looking
UPinKaLi (3:20:55 PM): maybe with some muscles
UPinKaLi (3:20:59 PM): a more debonair personality
UPinKaLi (3:21:03 PM): he can be a sweeper!
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:21:13 PM): ok cool
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:21:19 PM): i needed a females input
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:21:22 PM): danka!
UPinKaLi (3:21:39 PM): yeah hes not bad dude really
UPinKaLi (3:21:42 PM): and hes a nice guy!
UPinKaLi (3:21:47 PM): AND!!! most important...
UPinKaLi (3:21:54 PM): he likes GUNDAM SEED DESTINY
UPinKaLi (3:22:00 PM): beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg plus in my book hahah

 

just like a cleavland steamer...

 

I believe the analysis is complete

I have talked with over 5 women who all know Ruben.

They all agree he is good looking, hot, and even pretty.

Majority of them even believe his is too hot to be straight so he must be gay

 

i never noticed this but what is that ?


does ruben stuff his pants???

 

are you getting aroused?

 

 

WTF are you looking at his **** for?

 

scared