you come back to work and your desk is a mess, thanks to the weekend crew

 

...when you get vto, and already off work.

 

Gunna be a slow day in here....

 

OOH I got a good one today:

You know its Monday when you show up to work at your normal scheduled time, 5AM, only to have a co-worker remind you that she asked to switch shifts with you weeks ago and forgot to send you a reminder email like she promised and now you gotta drive home and then drive back at 9:30, you get home and you can't fall back asleep cause you've already started drinking coffee, then an hour later you start dozing off when your son wakes up screaming and doesn't stop til 30 minutes later, then you finally get about 20 minutes of sleep in and have to go back to work and be here til 6PM then deal with the crazy traffic on the way back, to avoid which you actually agree'd to work the super early shift in the first place cause you hate traffic more than anything in the whole wide world.

So.....

....what do I win?

 

bacon.

 

Thats a monday.

 

You know it's a monday when your wife brings you donuts and coffee in the morning and you don't have to work because it's a holiday

 

Also, if you guys need help getting through the day, here

 

Oh hai its still monday

 

You know it's Monday when you spend the day carving Sierra.

 

The lack of snow at the cabin was disappoint