November 22nd, 2005...

1. Two brothers killed one of their friends and ate him:

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/storie...003-print.html

2. A man in Jordan was having an argument with his brother on a drive home. He got so frustrated he jumped out of their truck. He's dead:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=128255

3. A man's dog bit his girlfriend's hand, so he chopped the dog up with an ax:

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercu...s/13175229.htm

4. A random loose tire from a truck flew off on the highway and killed some lady:

http://www.abc56.com/artman/publish/article_4023.shtml


**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

4. A 12 year old boy was horsing around and "surfing" on the hood of a car being driven by his 19 year old friend. He fell off and was run over. He's dead

http://www.local6.com/print/5368092/detail.html

 

Darwin in action.

 

Where is my happy music you sonofa*****?

 

EHHH! well here you go Doobee do be dooooooo bee doo bee

 

Damn, quit reading the news. Reality (not to mention stupidity) is too depressing!

 

But..but ..wait you just read the news well yesterdays news

 

weeee baaad news over happppy muuuuusiiiiic
its not bad news because it doesnt happen to you!

but seriously, bear down for all of them

here's the link for all you Rob Arnie and Dawn fans like myself

http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/AudioFiles.htm

 

:rotfl:

 

wow that sucks

 

you guys forgot the hot teacher gets off with no jail time:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,176375,00.html



apparently she's a harley fan:




countdown til her slutty spread in some **** mag in 3....2.......

 

like i said where were these teachers when i was in school

 

hot for teacher!

 

+1 Thats what I'd like to know too !!

 

You know, when you post someone elses work you should gove them credit instead of trying to pass it off as your original work.

http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/BadNewsHappyMusic.htm

 

Even if they were at your school you would probably have still been in the janitor's closet clinging to your ankles, just above your dropped pants...