YAY my last Monday!!!
06-20-2016, 09:36 AM
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06-20-2016, 12:08 PM
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Bet I got yours beat. A Senior wanted to meet with me and the Section Chief to inform us that, for the project I'm PMing, the items I gave to him that his Unit has completed are done, and the items his Unit are still working on have NOT been completed.
SC and I look at each other trying not to laugh. SC then says, fighting back a smile, "So you're done with what you've done and not done with what you're still working on."
Almost proudly like Look-At-What-I-Can-Do, the Senior goes "Yes. That's correct. I just wanted to keep you two in the loop on the progress we're making."
SC and I trade blank stares. SC then goes, "Well.. [long pause grasping for the right words] ... good job, ***." to which the Senior responds, "Good. Good. Now that we're all on the same page, I guess we can adjourn." Awkwardly, he stands up quickly.. stays motionless for several seconds while the SC and I sit there with looks of What-The-****-Is-Happening on our faces. Eventually, the Senior leaves, and the SC and I just lose it.
This mother****er has a PhD from MIT. For. ****'s. Sake. and gets paid more than I. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. I have absolutely nothing.
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06-20-2016, 01:36 PM
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Bet I got yours beat. A Senior wanted to meet with me and the Section Chief to inform us that, for the project I'm PMing, the items I gave to him that his Unit has completed are done, and the items his Unit are still working on have NOT been completed.
SC and I look at each other trying not to laugh. SC then says, fighting back a smile, "So you're done with what you've done and not done with what you're still working on."
Almost proudly like Look-At-What-I-Can-Do, the Senior goes "Yes. That's correct. I just wanted to keep you two in the loop on the progress we're making."
SC and I trade blank stares. SC then goes, "Well.. [long pause grasping for the right words] ... good job, ***." to which the Senior responds, "Good. Good. Now that we're all on the same page, I guess we can adjourn." Awkwardly, he stands up quickly.. stays motionless for several seconds while the SC and I sit there with looks of What-The-****-Is-Happening on our faces. Eventually, the Senior leaves, and the SC and I just lose it.
This mother****er has a PhD from MIT. For. ****'s. Sake. and gets paid more than I. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. I have absolutely nothing.
SC and I look at each other trying not to laugh. SC then says, fighting back a smile, "So you're done with what you've done and not done with what you're still working on."
Almost proudly like Look-At-What-I-Can-Do, the Senior goes "Yes. That's correct. I just wanted to keep you two in the loop on the progress we're making."
SC and I trade blank stares. SC then goes, "Well.. [long pause grasping for the right words] ... good job, ***." to which the Senior responds, "Good. Good. Now that we're all on the same page, I guess we can adjourn." Awkwardly, he stands up quickly.. stays motionless for several seconds while the SC and I sit there with looks of What-The-****-Is-Happening on our faces. Eventually, the Senior leaves, and the SC and I just lose it.
This mother****er has a PhD from MIT. For. ****'s. Sake. and gets paid more than I. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. I have absolutely nothing.
I am curious...
