what would you do if you were being followed? (was: got a question)

Old Dec 20, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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if you get to a red light and they are behind a car or two. you could always try the "wait through the green and clutch drop your @$$ though the yellow" tatic.
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by newyorkreload
if you get to a red light and they are behind a car or two. you could always try the "wait through the green and clutch drop your @$$ though the yellow" tatic.
add in:
open your door and stand up facing them with one hand behind your back while the light is green then follow it with your said tactic...
(this only works if you're a sizable man...if you're build like Ed Grimly, stay inside your car!)
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by newyorkreload
if you get to a red light and they are behind a car or two. you could always try the "wait through the green and clutch drop your @$$ though the yellow" tatic.

Okay, Mr. Foley.
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:04 AM
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:rotfl: man you guys live exciting lives.

i've discovered a good way to loose people on the highway... look for a semi, come up on it from one side, pass it, cross over to the other side of it and slow down a bit. i've lost a few chp who were pacing me (no lights yet) that way.
You need a mustache and cowboy hat to get away with that one.
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
Okay, Mr. Foley.
is that after the "banana in the tailpipe?"
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:08 AM
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is that after the "banana in the tailpipe?"
Ya, the green light trick was used against the replacement cops, who weren't going to be "fooled by the banana in the tailpipe trick." :rotfl:
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:15 AM
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Or you could park at a dinner, then go inside and stare at them when they park out front. Then have your patsi(sp?) run outside and wrap a chain from a semi onto the axle of the car
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Or you could park at a dinner, then go inside and stare at them when they park out front. Then have your patsi(sp?) run outside and wrap a chain from a semi onto the axle of the car
Later on you can bone Angelina Jolie too. :banana:
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:21 AM
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If no one's in the car w/me then it's shake and bake. If I have a car load then I'll drive slow to a stop and let em' pass. Can't follow somethin that refuses to move.
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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Later on you can bone Angelina Jolie too. :banana:

YESSS!!! And talk about shifters, but then get **** blocked by the people having sex in the house next to you
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:35 AM
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i would robably take some tips from this

http://www.wimp.com/offensive/
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
YESSS!!! And talk about shifters, but then get **** blocked by the people having sex in the house next to you
Please don't ruin my fantasy.
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ace
i would robably take some tips from this

http://www.wimp.com/offensive/

Next time I'm gonna apply "Lesson 4 J-Turn Jab"
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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Next time I'm gonna apply "Lesson 4 J-Turn Jab"
i would use lesson 3 and make their insurance pay for it for tailgateing
Old Dec 20, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Ace
i would use lesson 3 and make their insurance pay for it for tailgateing

Gotcha.

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