I hate C#

 

I hate:

State Farm Insurance for getting rich off of good drivers and making every attempt to stiff them if they need to make a claim.

Heinken beer. All I have been getting from them for the last couple of months is stale, skunky europizz. After checking out a lot of other stuff that comes in bottles, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in now my regular brew. Now I don't hate Chico anymore.

Cheap toilet paper (a common complaint, I know) at work. Waxed paper would work better.

Low fat dry salami.

All of that "Matrix" and "Star Wars" b.s.

MTV. Endless re-runs on the Comedy Channel. Sex in the City.

Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern, the FCC and CBS for making them "clean-up" the Don & Mike Show.

The Hilton sisters. Prince Charles and the rest of the royals. Dubbya & Capt. Swiftboat. Ofra. The Greenies.

Hondas. Hybrids. SUVs. Pick-ups. Fat & cranky truckdrivers who blame me because they dropped out of high school and work a crappy job.

Sacramento, the whole messed-up thing that's always had a problem with attitude since it's illegitimate birth during the swindling, cheating murderous days of the goldrush.

The whole first gear thing on my WRX even though I try to baby it, torque-match and whatever.

Saving money by using the energy efficient fluorescent light bulbs.

RFG intstead of real gasoline. Breast implants. Viagra.

In college: the profs who hit on and graded all of the good-looking women and all of the rest of them who tried to hit on me. I still hold a grudge on that one.

Blockbuster. KFC. Fascist military dictatorship-propping Wal-Mart. The porno industry. Las Vegas. Gestalt.

Prostate exams. Once was enough for that b.s.

Clothing not made from cotton or leather unless it's raingear.

60-year old women in the Delta wearing 2-pieces.

The City of Davis for pretending it's something more than an up-market Sacramento suburb with a massive drug problem.

People who let their dogs run unleashed on the greenbelts and the then kick the daylights of them for getting into trouble. Moms who smack their toddlers in the grocery store.

Trying to get the plastic off of anything sold at Kragen's. Lids on sauerkraut jars. Pouring used motor oil into a funnel and a milk jug on a cold, windy day. Water-saving toilets that you have to flush 3 or 4 times. Obscure language on IRS forms. Cheap tools on sale in bins at Ace Hardware. Gardening. Long traffic lights at 5 in the morning when I'm the only person on the road. City sprinklers that flood the roads and ruin my clean, black WRX.

People who say I'm an angry person.

 

preach on

 

I hate people who hate **** or think it's degrading to women. Why isn't it degrading to both sexes?

I hate tree hugging, granola eating, natural/herbal vegans.

 

I have deep hatred towards people that store their CD’s in car visor organizers.

I also hate people that raise their hand on the FIRST day of class to ask, "what’s going to be on the final?"

 

Hahahaha. Indeed and agreed

 

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

I hate soggynoodles. Honest

 

lol. no mailing list yet, I hate newsletters. re porno: that SOCAL **** is so ritualized and superficial it's just comical to me.

 

I post about CD storage and Dan posts about the fact that he hates **** haters. This is why I married this man. **** rocks!

 

I hate biatches that play my friends.

 

People that rear-end you when they were sitting at the same stoplight right behind you.

 

I hate ugly spoiled girls in el dorado hills that total their 2004 wrx's and their parents buy them another '05 wrx.

 

its different when their hot and spoiled...

 

i hate autocad and i hate my drafting teacher