Can I be your campaign manager, Ali G?

 

Post your resume and write a short essay detailing all of your qualifications and you will be considered for the job.

 

hahaha owned

 

that's some funny ****.

 

This job's boring, I quit.

 

I didn't think you could handle it. You are as sharp as a red rubber ball, your wit is as quick as a Geo Metro and you have the attention span of a gnat.

I plan to run on a platform of tyranny and oppression and quite frankly I don't think you have what it takes.

Thank you for saving me the trouble of having to fire you!

 

Yeah, well your mom's fat.

 

I want to be secretary of defense.

Nuke 'em all!

 

Yeah but she sucks a mean ****.

 

OK, how the hell did that get past the filter?

I can say **** and **********?

How about *** belching road *****?

Cool!

 

oh and don't forget *******. ******* is not in the swear filter.

 

here we go again testing the swear filter.

 

Does **** make you happy?

Personally I am not interested in **** alone. However if my **** is mixed with something else, lets say cooter - that works for me...

**** is allowed but pu-ssy isn't? that is sexual descrimination if you ask me...

 

And we all know you're Mr. PC.

:gets back in the kitchen:

 

Is it safe to say Ed likes **** mixed with his *******?

Yes, yes it is...