So I am sitting in my apartment minding my own business, thinking about taking a nap...


well all of a sudden i hear what sounds like a mouse screeching, but im not really thinking anything of it at this point...

So I am still laying down when I can hear my cat running all over my apartment doing something...

so I decide it's time to get up and invistigate it.... as I get up i see Kat go flying across the kitchen at mach 9 into my bed room, and right infront of him i see a little tiny mouse running it's short little legs off, screaching as if he thinks it could save him....


Kat then traps the mouse in my closet, so I grab one of my baskets for clothes in hopes to catch the little ****er before cat gets herpies or aids.... so I am chasing him down in my closet when Jerry makes his final mistake.... He jumped inside a suit case....

I quickly zipped the suit case up, and it was the end to little Jerry... I would feed him to Tom, but im afraid the mouse has small pox or anthrax








Job well done partner... we caught the little ****er!!!



Now what the hell should i do with this thing...

 

eat it

 

put it back outside

 

Give it to a girl (Jeremy), real men own dogs.

 

^ LOL

got any friends with snakes? or maybe feed it to a local cat you don't like...

 

haha i just put it back outside... watched it run across the apartment complex... thing was way to small for me to wanna kill it, it was smaller then most feeder mice...

I think it's from the fields around my apartment, one side of the field they are building a park, and on the other side they are extending the galleria mall

 

Hhahaha should of smashed it:rotfl:

 

Paul could shoot it for you.

 

i found 1 at work 1 time,, got it in a box and threw it over the fence.. it was smart enough to land on its head.. poor bastard

 

Microwave it FTW!!!!!

 

You might want to have Kat checked for STD's now.

 

the mouse is probably disease free, give it to the cat

would you like to have BBQ'ed a nice steak and then have someone take it away and put it in a suitcase?

 

Does the suitcase have wheels on it?

 

I woulda definitely got it stoned.

Hotboxed suitcase FTW!

 

:rotfl:!!! I shoulda done that, got the damn mouse stoned then let it free outside in the rain :rotfl: watching it run away woulda been hilarious