makes for a good story tho

 

Anybody here?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/938622206.html

 

I must take this class!

 

I don't know you were an instructor..

 

They offer a grammar class too, want me to sign you up for it?

 

F its already sunday... the days have flown by

 

It's Sunday and the niners are starting off well!!!

 

I call shens! Actually, they typically start well so we get our hopes up....and then they hand the opposition the ball and bend over for the rape.

 

yea i was just noticing that... Then i said lets see how long this will last

sadly

 

My grammar is easy enough to fix - I just have to pay attention while I'm typing instead of trying to play DOD on my PC and burn you from my laptop.

 

if you want to pay a lot less, just call up and tell them you want to cancel your service. they will offer 6 months free and the lowest advertised races, offer up free premium channels, etc...

 

I got kicked out of line at Social last night, I punked the hell out of a bouncer. The line literally hadn't moved in 45 minutes because he kept letting in fat girls. So the next time he walked by, i was like "You should atleast let in skinny girls before us..."

He got pissed, and we both started jabbing **** back and forth. The guy behind us was all 'I dont mean to be a dick, but do you know how much longer it's going to be'....

The bouncers response was, 'you'll get in before this guy' and pointed at me...


I laughed, and said... So that means you'll get in when they run out of fatasses too let in....


He walks away, comes back a little later and goes 'you need to step out of my line'... so I laugh and ask him for a reason why... He goes, you were smoking in my line(i had a black and mild)... I go That's the best reason you could come up with, half this line is smoking right now...Then he goes, I just want you out of my line....

So I asked to speak to a manager, and he goes 'I am the manager'... So i responded, no a real manager... Not a manager of the line... He said no, so I just laughed and said whatever... stepped out of line...

Me and a buddy were waiting for two girls to show up anyways and they were coming with us no matter what so I didn't give a **** about going there anymore anyways.

I stood like 2 steps outside the line... He comes back up, I need you farther away from my line... I was like What the ****... haha **** off this is public property now, i'm on the sidewalk.... He goes, no I have up to 50 feet away from the door. I was like well apparently I found out why you are in charge of a stupid *** line, you don't know what 50 feet is, since i'm well over 50 feet from your door... What do you want me to stand on the tracks or something(the lightrail goes by)... He goes ya! actually i'd like if you stood on them... I go 'sweet you should join me, we can play chicken... hopefully you'll forget to get out of the way....


Bahahahhahahaha, he walked off... people in the line were like 'dude i was going to back you up, but I was laughing too hard'... and 'you punked the hell out of that bouncer'....


The second all that ended, I was still next to the line.... all of a sudden, they let the entire line in

 

Damn...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1889566

 

Green Bay loses


Time for DAAA BEARRSSS to win their sunday night game

 

yea most phone and or tv companies will do that...if not giving you a few months free they will drop the monthly price down as well