F*** your daily facts. It's the ****ing weekend. Things that happened today in history: I got ****ing wasted at a private wine party and a bar. Oh wow, nothing cool hey look, just like the rest of the ****ing week. Stop ruining the god damned daily thread you ****ing **** sucker.

 

**** those *****es crashing the wine bar with their stupid *****iness. **** them. Dude, your roommate's gf is hotttt. so was the other chick, but I forget her name

 

ok, i remembered her name because it's in my phone, will go after that ****. Good thing I went to the wine bar to offset the *****iness from joyce and jess with my pure awesomeness, I know whats her name appreciated it too.

 

Hmm, not even hung over

 

god... the level of noob e-thugness in this thread is astronomical.

 

Actually it was just the result of generous bartenders

 

meh

 

yah... after last weekend i had to piece my txts together chronologically in excel before i could figure out wtf i had done that night

 

***** ceck yo PM's

 

hella good night

 

hellllllllllllllllllllllllo sunday

 

herro

 

dra

 

gon

 

might go to the cabin next weekend for some boarding