hello page five.

 

Now to make a demotivator

 

good morning

 

#2

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=spatulating

 

wtf?

 

I ****ing hate support.

I'm about to lose it on this guy. I have two boxes. They are 99.9% identical (the reason they are not 100% identical is because one works and the other doesn't). I have run the same firmware, etc. I tell him that, he says "we should consider this critical update." He doesn't do any evaluation on why this critical update might resolve my issue, or why the one server works with the same hardware and firmware and this one doesn't, etc, etc. God dammit

 

That's so awesome it hurts.

 

reboot.

 

Oh, and btw - go easy on the guy, he's just reading the script.

 

"nice couch, what's it retail for?"

"more than you can afford pal, h-o-o-k-s"

 

If I'm over his head, he just needs to shoot me to level 2.

But actually, unless he can fix this like ... now, as soon as we're off the phone I'm calling my vendor and asking for a new server. I've already wasted a day and a half on this ****ing thing.

 

That's class-ist and doesn't take into account whether or not "pal" shops for groceries at SUPER Walmart.

 

Can someone fix the grammar though? "I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks."

 

He hasn't gotten to that part in the script yet.

 

poor people can't speel.