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Second... Furley, when you get bored can you run over to the GM dump, and ask them if they have any functional Catted Y-Pipes for a 98+ Camaro, if so how much?? Got to smog the stupid camaro
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Story time!
The day was Monday... It was sunny outside and was an overall nice day. I decided it would be a great idea to wash my car that day, since it did not look like there was any chance of rain in the near future....
What I did not factor in however was a different kind of 'rain'... One from the anus of a bird.....
That's right... this ninja bird that was never to be seen, did a drive by on the back of my car sometime throughout the day.....
I decided it was my turn to return the favor to these ****ers once and for all!!!
It was now Tuesday, I was out was a vengeance to show these ****ers I meant business... It took me until around 6:00pm to find my first victim and booyyyyy did I find a dandy!! The speed was about 50mph, the bird... a Pigeon.....
BOOM Nailed that bastard with the driver side fender!! I figured i'd feel satisfied with my vigilante action... but I wasn't satisfied...
I woke up this morning confident that I would avenge the one who ****ed on my car... Sure enough... while cruising the very same stretch of road... I found my targets... Locked in and....
SUCCESS!! The remains of the bird still remain on my car to show others that I mean business and will avenge those who decide ****ting on my car is a good thing...
I now feel accomplished... I feel like I did the world a good deed and later down the line the world will thank me for their ****less cars!! You're Welcome World!!!
What I did not factor in however was a different kind of 'rain'... One from the anus of a bird.....
That's right... this ninja bird that was never to be seen, did a drive by on the back of my car sometime throughout the day.....
I decided it was my turn to return the favor to these ****ers once and for all!!!
It was now Tuesday, I was out was a vengeance to show these ****ers I meant business... It took me until around 6:00pm to find my first victim and booyyyyy did I find a dandy!! The speed was about 50mph, the bird... a Pigeon.....
BOOM Nailed that bastard with the driver side fender!! I figured i'd feel satisfied with my vigilante action... but I wasn't satisfied...
I woke up this morning confident that I would avenge the one who ****ed on my car... Sure enough... while cruising the very same stretch of road... I found my targets... Locked in and....
SUCCESS!! The remains of the bird still remain on my car to show others that I mean business and will avenge those who decide ****ting on my car is a good thing...
I now feel accomplished... I feel like I did the world a good deed and later down the line the world will thank me for their ****less cars!! You're Welcome World!!!
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It's QQ thankyouverymuch
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Than those are some pretty good chops...
I just realized that I only have to do one thing today (Dinner @ Chili's) but tomorrow however... I gots work from 10-6 and then Ill have one of these waiting on my front porch...
I just realized that I only have to do one thing today (Dinner @ Chili's) but tomorrow however... I gots work from 10-6 and then Ill have one of these waiting on my front porch...
