Ya think?

 

the above quoted post is a failure. although i have never met the poster in person, and cannot form a generalized opinion based on his race, gender, ethnicity, etc... i can fairly state that the post is indeed a failure.

 

yar the office is a decorated with a bunch o booty! im wearing an eyepatch

 

fixed.

 

Harrrroooo!!

 

'alo.

 

I came into our entire office being decorated for the day.

arrrrrrrrrr......

 

Taken from

http://talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup


Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.