Originally Posted by The Law

A conversation I just had with jdmdaddy



jdm: Got some pork in the slow cooker that should be ready around dinner time

me: Damn I’m coming over!

jdm: You will not. I moved…?

me: I don’t know where you moved. I know you don’t want to share. If you are looking for me to pay, I can tell you I don’t have the money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me the pork in the slow cooker now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat all your food.


laughed while I was typing that