I teleported some of John's semen into your mouth, too.

 

rofl.

 

its in your dads mouth too now and he has no idea

 

Why are you snowballing with my dad?

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

 

****ing users are pissing me off.

 

blah, I need a new floor jack. Mine only lifts to 13" so it pretty much maxes out when the wheels barely come off the ground. It worked fine for my stealth, but not for the WRX. So what jack do most people use? I'm never at Sears or anything to browse around and AutoZone/Kragen is ricer central so they only have 13" max ones

 

craftsman holiday sale ftw.

 

tell them to reboot.

 

I wish. No, it's, "I want a completely useless 8" screen Sony Vaio with a keyboard that I have to use a toothpick to type on and that I will totally hate once I have to actually use it because I won't even be able to see the screen because I am blind.

I saw someone else with one... and I want one.

I want one, I want one, I want one, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! And if you don't give me one, I'm going to kick and scream! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!"

 

I got my 3 ton jack at pep boys i think for $100, i dont know the exact lift but its around 20 inches.

 

Ooh, I didn't know Ford made a Taurus roadster.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-...QQcmdZViewItem

 

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for total domination actually.

"Now, I am telling you up front that this computer you want is retardedly stupid. But, you know more than me, so I'm going to go ahead and order it for you. Just remember, the next time you come to me and say you need something (like a computer you can actually use) I'm going to say 'sorry, listening to your needs didn't work out so well last time. You'll have to utilize what you have until the next budget comes around.'"

 

God that ****ing thing is so mexican!
I HATE the taurus. I've owned one, my friend has owned a couple and thought they were great. He has a V8 SHO which is ****ty and ****ing slow and gay all around. Ok well he's not really a friend...more so friends with my friends and I ****ing hate him.

Harbor Freight FTMFW!!!

http://search.harborfreight.com/cpis...ord=floor+jack

I got mine there...I live close enough to the one in American Canyon/Vallejo so a drive wasn't the issue

 

I was just looking there complete vehicle lift for $2600 (I wish I could get it)