Tuesdayie McTuesdayFace
Call me Pebbles
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Inna is still pregnant!! Yeeeeeey!!
Facepalm for your facepalms.
Oooh twins. Game changer. Do it, Chris!
Forever N/A
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It's QQ thankyouverymuch
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From: San Jose
Car Info: 2011 SWP WRX Hatch
The Wolf of Sesame Street
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Ten minutes later
You're... Elmo, right? This is your playhouse?
Elmo: It sure is Mr. Wolf!
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems for my friends and you are a friend.
Elmo: A friend? Yay! Elmo loves friends! Will you help Elmo solve his problem, friend?
The Wolf: Sure I will. May I come into your playhouse?
Elmo: Of course you can!
The Wolf: You must be Bert, which would make you Ernie. Let's talk about how I will help my new friends. I heard that you like to do things fast and so you'll have to help us move fast. Can you do that for me?
Elmo: Yes Mr. Wolf! We can help!
The Wolf: Your friend Zoe comes to the playhouse soon. Isn't that right, friends?
Elmo: That's right!
The Wolf: Should we surprise her by cleaning her playhouse as quick as we can? Wouldn't that be so great?
Elmo: That would be great! She would be so happy!
The Wolf: I know that if we work together like friends should, we can clean her playhouse really fast! Elmo, you lead the way. Bert and Ernie, start cleaning!
Ernie: A please would be nice.
Bert: Hey, Mr. Wolf. Ernie likes it when a friend uses the word "please" when they ask him to help them clean. Could you be a good friend and say "please" so that Ernie can smile?
The Wolf: Sure I can! I would do anything for a friend! Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing playhouse.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Ten minutes later
You're... Elmo, right? This is your playhouse?
Elmo: It sure is Mr. Wolf!
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems for my friends and you are a friend.
Elmo: A friend? Yay! Elmo loves friends! Will you help Elmo solve his problem, friend?
The Wolf: Sure I will. May I come into your playhouse?
Elmo: Of course you can!
The Wolf: You must be Bert, which would make you Ernie. Let's talk about how I will help my new friends. I heard that you like to do things fast and so you'll have to help us move fast. Can you do that for me?
Elmo: Yes Mr. Wolf! We can help!
The Wolf: Your friend Zoe comes to the playhouse soon. Isn't that right, friends?
Elmo: That's right!
The Wolf: Should we surprise her by cleaning her playhouse as quick as we can? Wouldn't that be so great?
Elmo: That would be great! She would be so happy!
The Wolf: I know that if we work together like friends should, we can clean her playhouse really fast! Elmo, you lead the way. Bert and Ernie, start cleaning!
Ernie: A please would be nice.
Bert: Hey, Mr. Wolf. Ernie likes it when a friend uses the word "please" when they ask him to help them clean. Could you be a good friend and say "please" so that Ernie can smile?
The Wolf: Sure I can! I would do anything for a friend! Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing playhouse.
Dirty Purple Ukrainian
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Posts: 13,799
From: Sacramento, CA
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Dirty Purple Ukrainian
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Posts: 4,431
From: In the Purple Land
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