you should've just went with the "dead grandmother" route...

 

All 5 of them are already dead. The boss might get suspicious if 6 and 7 go too...

 

but you can't stock pile them, you have to get one, wait three hours go on your ride then find another ride to go on.

 

So if you guys remember some threw a cup of coffee at my car while it was at work... Well here it is 2 days later and I walk out of my house to find my car egged. Only car in the whole neighbor hood that got egged so I know my car was targeted. Someone would have had to gone to some trouble to find my car since I live in a gated community. So I don't know if its the same dudes as before or someone else. It stunk and the whole side of my car was covered in egg. Also, where one of the eggs hit it damaged the paint and the window molding. So I am seriously pissed... What can they charge me with when I find these guys and beat their ***** asses in the middle of the street.

And the original story:
So Saturday night I am working a closing shift and its about 9:50 at my store and my buddy gives a call sayin "there's two dudes sitting on your car!"... So I run out to my car and sure of there is a dude sitting on the hood and a guy sitting next to him (I park at the back of lot with no other cars). I walk over and say "You guys mind not sitting on my car" and they give me some ****, but get off the car and walk away. So my buddies and I watch them for awhile and I go back to work. I get out of work about 15 mins later and walk out to my and guess what I find... One of the guys took a full cup of starbucks coffe and smashed it on my window. I was soo heated...My buddies hopped in my car and we drove all over tryin to find these guys with no luck... So pretty much ruined my night. I get to wake up tomorrow and figure out if they scratched the car or dented it.

 

thats sucks, don't know what to say.


if you beat some one down in the street, that's assult and can be jail time if convicted...

 

oh yeah, I forgot not to joke in the oh so serious SRIC daily thread

in my defense, the title of my thread was a joke and I didnt see that John had already made one early

 

I'm posting because I'm bored.

 

Hmm.... good point LOL

 

wow Tyler, that all really sucks

I usually park my car infront of the store so I can see it most of the time. That and garage it at night. Its already scratched and whatnot, but I'd like to keep all those scratches my fault and not from some idiots

 

If you hit someone hard enough, and knock them out for an extended period of time, they lose short term memory and wont remember that you were the one that knocked them the **** out and kicked their teeth in.

 

:writes that down for future reference:

 

:rotfl:!!!!

 

btw, burning head is better than no head at all

 

Ya... I didn't make her stop, that's for sure... just after I was like god damnit!

 

atta boy! the sric bunch has taught you well my young padawon learner