not today but i had to schedule that **** out for a few weeks away.

 

is today over yet? .. please?

 

i really thought today was Thursday...

 

just make up some crazy answers during the jury selection process so they dont pick you
Almost... almost

 

"Back in college, I got drunk at a party, and i was sexually molested by a black man. I didn't see him because I was face down, but he had to be black...!" if that doesn't get you off jury duty, then you are sol

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