lol we're making fun of furley. good times.

 

You guys are just pickin on me cause you're having Macias withdrawals

 

Wow. So things at the office just got a little awkward. This week is the last week for our hot, lemon scented, asian receptionist. Only she didn't bother to come in. We're swamped here so we need to have a receptionist.

Here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Management tells us that we getting a temp.... a male temp. Oh noes! So while we're waiting for dude to show up, we're discussing the office unanimous decision that we must have a female receptionist, perferable of the hot variety. The story gets brought up that last time a male receptionist was brought in he wasn't called back for the second day. Boss didn't approve and there was a talking to. This time boss is on vacation. Oh hell!

So fast forward to just a few minutes ago. Dude comes in... Ick. Scrawny, old man with a comb over. The office goes nuts, a handful of us start cracking jokes.

I already miss our hot lemon scented asian receptionist.

 

I already miss your hot lemon scented asian receptionist, and I never even met her.

 

You should sexually harass him.

 

i want a hot lemon scented asian receptionist... where would one come about procuring one?

 

thats just a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen

 

Anyone know any subaru dealers that will take subie bucks for non-subaru parts anymore. Doesn't have to be local. Everywhere I've checked doesn't do it anymore...

 

What parts are you looking to get?

 

That's what my crippled ride-share co-worker told me to do. Actually he says that I'm attracted to the guy and that I should hit on him for lunch. *leans to the side and hurls*

 

you dont need to lie to kick it deede

 

I don't know. I have some subie bucks kickin around and I want them gone for stuff.

 

Perhaps you could use them to get that rear wiper working...

 

zing

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If I had part numbers for the harness...