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Old May 10, 2005 | 02:27 PM
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The Trolls were right! Jesus walks!

Do you know why I pulled you over Mr...............Christ?

Originally Posted by CNN
CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Even Jesus Christ can't circumvent the rules for getting a driver's license in West Virginia.

Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals.

"This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ," attorney A.P. Pishevar told The Associated Press. "Now he needs to document it for legal reasons."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/je....ap/index.html
Old May 10, 2005 | 02:30 PM
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Big deal, I have a guy named Jesus that does my yard.

Oh wait, Christ is definately not his last name though...
Old May 10, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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As a Christian and a firm believer in Christ, that man will go to hell.
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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You said it man, nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Jesus walks...
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Jesus walks...
Can I get an amen!
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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amen?
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ericdared81
amen?
Why the question mark? Do you not believe in the water walker?
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:28 PM
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eric da red's a viking. vikings don't play like that.
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
Why the question mark? Do you not believe in the water walker?
No I was just trying to give you an amen and I wasn't really sure how.
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:36 PM
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I need to recruit all the soldiers
All of god?s soldiers
We at War
We at war with society, racism ?terrorism, but most of all we at war wit ourselves

Jesus Walk- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walk With Me

[Verse 1]
Ya know what the mid-west iz? Young and Restless
Where restless *****z might ****** yo necklace
And next these *****z might jack yo lexus
Somebody tell these *****z who Kanye West iz
I walk through the valley where the shadow of death iz
Top floor?the view alone will leave you breathless
Try to catch it
Its kinda hard getting chocked by the Texas
Yeh Yeh now check the method
They be askin us questions, harrasin, arrest us
Sayin we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast, huh
Yall eat pieces of ****? Whats the basis?
We aint goin nowhere?..but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool?but ill be gone to November
I got packs to move, I hope..

[Chorus]
Jesus Walk- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walk With Me- The only thing that I pray iz that my feet dont fail me now
Jesus Walk-And I dont think theres nothing I could do now to right my wrongs
Jesus Walk With Me-I wanna talk to God but im afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long..
[Extended a bit]

[Verse 2]
To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the strippers
To the victims of welfare, feel we livin in hell here, hell yeh
Now hear thee hear thee, wanna see thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cuz we?re thee almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models, we rap we don?t think
I ain?t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
Im just tryna say the way school need teachers
The Way Kathy Lee needed Regis...thats the way i need Jesus.
So here go my single dawg, radio needs this
They said they could rap about anything except for jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God my record wont get played, huh?
Well if this take away from my spinz...which will prolly take away my endz..
Then i hope it take away from my sinz and bring the day that im dreamin bout...
Next time im in the club, erybody screaming out...
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:40 PM
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So if they won't let him change his name to JC, will thay stop someone from naming their kid that at birth?
Old May 10, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I need to recruit all the soldiers
All of god?s soldiers
We at War
We at war with society, racism ?terrorism, but most of all we at war wit ourselves

Jesus Walk- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walk With Me

[Verse 1]
Ya know what the mid-west iz? Young and Restless
Where restless *****z might ****** yo necklace
And next these *****z might jack yo lexus
Somebody tell these *****z who Kanye West iz
I walk through the valley where the shadow of death iz
Top floor?the view alone will leave you breathless
Try to catch it
Its kinda hard getting chocked by the Texas
Yeh Yeh now check the method
They be askin us questions, harrasin, arrest us
Sayin we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast, huh
Yall eat pieces of ****? Whats the basis?
We aint goin nowhere?..but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool?but ill be gone to November
I got packs to move, I hope..

[Chorus]
Jesus Walk- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walk With Me- The only thing that I pray iz that my feet dont fail me now
Jesus Walk-And I dont think theres nothing I could do now to right my wrongs
Jesus Walk With Me-I wanna talk to God but im afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long..
[Extended a bit]

[Verse 2]
To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the strippers
To the victims of welfare, feel we livin in hell here, hell yeh
Now hear thee hear thee, wanna see thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cuz we?re thee almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models, we rap we don?t think
I ain?t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
Im just tryna say the way school need teachers
The Way Kathy Lee needed Regis...thats the way i need Jesus.
So here go my single dawg, radio needs this
They said they could rap about anything except for jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God my record wont get played, huh?
Well if this take away from my spinz...which will prolly take away my endz..
Then i hope it take away from my sinz and bring the day that im dreamin bout...
Next time im in the club, erybody screaming out...
Please for the love of God and Jesus and your fellow brothers in Christ do not sing again. Thank you.
Old May 10, 2005 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by news article
Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because "taking the name of Jesus Christ may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people."
nice seperation of church and state there...
Old May 10, 2005 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
nice seperation of church and state there...
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I'm changing my name to Sir Lucifer ****s-a-lot.



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