Oh, you kids and your reefer lingo.

 

Jesus. H. Christ. Going over performance metrics from 2017, I'm like:



Then, I'm like:



Then I look at our performance compared to the other Units and, then, I'm like:



We *barely* missed our targets. Compared to the other Units, we killed it. Their numbers looked so bad in my initial report, I reran the query thinking the returns I got were garbage. lol

 

This:



Not this:

 

Is that first GIF a caffeine bomb? Some kind of opium cloud? A vicodin fog? A viagra tornado, perhaps? You kids need the wholesome healing touch of Mary Tyler Moore, Mr. Rogers and most piously Bill Cosby to bring you back into the light!