Time For Calvinball !!!
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I take a new ball out of my pocket and use it instead of the old ball. All scores for my team are automaticaly multiplied by eleventy billion
score
my team - win
your team - 22
score
my team - win
your team - 22
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There is never a winner or loser in Calvinball !!!
I hit a tripple off the third green pole in the 4th section. I get to advance 1 base because I hit the ball underhand
score :
Us : 2
Them : bird
I hit a tripple off the third green pole in the 4th section. I get to advance 1 base because I hit the ball underhand
score :
Us : 2
Them : bird
i got the flyball off the roof of the house and slid it in inside a cardboard box like an airplane...stopping their chance at a grandslam! We get the points for their grandslam!
us=q+4
them=dirty
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Buttsex Live
us=q+4
them=dirty
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Buttsex Live
Last edited by pozzi; Apr 9, 2011 at 05:38 AM.
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I say grandslam 3 times backwards and revert the score and bonus points from the 34th period
I get 2 more porints for not giggling when I did it
score
Us: The Letter L
them : sasquach
I get 2 more porints for not giggling when I did it
score
Us: The Letter L
them : sasquach
DRAT!
the Letter L....
that's a HUGE lead over Sasquach
this time i ran under the couch and count backwards from eleventy-trizillion in less than 10 seconds, touch the pitchers mount and do two backflips...
us: mercedes
them: ten sheckles
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Zx14 Vs Hayabusa
the Letter L....
that's a HUGE lead over Sasquach
this time i ran under the couch and count backwards from eleventy-trizillion in less than 10 seconds, touch the pitchers mount and do two backflips...
us: mercedes
them: ten sheckles
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Zx14 Vs Hayabusa
Last edited by pozzi; Apr 9, 2011 at 05:39 AM.
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INTERMISSION OVER !!
I start the 78th period off by tossing the ball into the ring of hope, scoring 11 points and an extra blue pass card for being able to do it with my left hand while standing on one foot
As I pass the yellow lines of bounds, I zig zag in the zig zag zone to get an extra turn at bat
Score
Us : Juipter
Them : $
I start the 78th period off by tossing the ball into the ring of hope, scoring 11 points and an extra blue pass card for being able to do it with my left hand while standing on one foot
As I pass the yellow lines of bounds, I zig zag in the zig zag zone to get an extra turn at bat
Score
Us : Juipter
Them : $
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I take the ball and hide it in my closet for 3 days. I score 2 extra points for hiding it between my helmet and my Kick The Cheat stuffie.
Us: 1 BEELION dollars
Them: just 1 calorie
Us: 1 BEELION dollars
Them: just 1 calorie
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
NV>CA
NV takes the lead, 375-12.
NV takes the lead, 375-12.
