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07-24-2008, 05:10 PM
#121
Aw, zombies in love
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07-24-2008, 08:06 PM
#124
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Sacramento
Posts: 1,242
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on the drive home tonight from work, I was going 80mph in the car pool lane (after 7pm) crusing along, not cutting anyone off using my signal but still changing lanes ever so often. Well an SUV pulls up on me and then the lights come on, "ahh ****!" I pull over. Cop walks up in plain clothes (but still strapped, maybe a detective) and looks in my passenger side window, looks at my star on my work shirt, and just gives me this look. He said " who do you work for?" I said Sac county probation and he said, "ahh man, I don't even drive in the diamond lane" I said, "well it is after 7" he was like oh really? and I should keep it around 70 and at the highest 80, I asked him if I was going over 80. He said a little over and that he pulled me over because of the lane changes. I said I was sorry about that, but at least I was signaling and looking to make sure it was safe. Then he looked at me and said, well take it easy on your way home, and maybe 70 back. I was like, yes sir. thank you.
07-24-2008, 08:12 PM
#126
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on the drive home tonight from work, I was going 80mph in the car pool lane (after 7pm) crusing along, not cutting anyone off using my signal but still changing lanes ever so often. Well an SUV pulls up on me and then the lights come on, "ahh ****!" I pull over. Cop walks up in plain clothes (but still strapped, maybe a detective) and looks in my passenger side window, looks at my star on my work shirt, and just gives me this look. He said " who do you work for?" I said Sac county probation and he said, "ahh man, I don't even drive in the diamond lane" I said, "well it is after 7" he was like oh really? and I should keep it around 70 and at the highest 80, I asked him if I was going over 80. He said a little over and that he pulled me over because of the lane changes. I said I was sorry about that, but at least I was signaling and looking to make sure it was safe. Then he looked at me and said, well take it easy on your way home, and maybe 70 back. I was like, yes sir. thank you.
07-24-2008, 08:36 PM
#127
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Other Side Of The Magical Bridge
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on the drive home tonight from work, I was going 80mph in the car pool lane (after 7pm) crusing along, not cutting anyone off using my signal but still changing lanes ever so often. Well an SUV pulls up on me and then the lights come on, "ahh ****!" I pull over. Cop walks up in plain clothes (but still strapped, maybe a detective) and looks in my passenger side window, looks at my star on my work shirt, and just gives me this look. He said " who do you work for?" I said Sac county probation and he said, "ahh man, I don't even drive in the diamond lane" I said, "well it is after 7" he was like oh really? and I should keep it around 70 and at the highest 80, I asked him if I was going over 80. He said a little over and that he pulled me over because of the lane changes. I said I was sorry about that, but at least I was signaling and looking to make sure it was safe. Then he looked at me and said, well take it easy on your way home, and maybe 70 back. I was like, yes sir. thank you.
07-24-2008, 10:13 PM
#128
on the drive home tonight from work, I was going 80mph in the car pool lane (after 7pm) crusing along, not cutting anyone off using my signal but still changing lanes ever so often. Well an SUV pulls up on me and then the lights come on, "ahh ****!" I pull over. Cop walks up in plain clothes (but still strapped, maybe a detective) and looks in my passenger side window, looks at my star on my work shirt, and just gives me this look. He said " who do you work for?" I said Sac county probation and he said, "ahh man, I don't even drive in the diamond lane" I said, "well it is after 7" he was like oh really? and I should keep it around 70 and at the highest 80, I asked him if I was going over 80. He said a little over and that he pulled me over because of the lane changes. I said I was sorry about that, but at least I was signaling and looking to make sure it was safe. Then he looked at me and said, well take it easy on your way home, and maybe 70 back. I was like, yes sir. thank you.
07-24-2008, 11:33 PM
#133
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: trunk monkey
Posts: 799
Car Info: 92 Paseo with spinaz, 2011 tooth white wrx
Azn's and your complaints. It is very logical for you to be thoroughly interrogated, because your skin color might be hiding weapons of mass destruction. Do what I do, always have a white friend in the car.
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