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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
I'm watching my mother in laws dog for a few days while her and my wife are out
of state and guess what I come home to this morning. After I went through a
whole roll of paper towels cleaning up the two lakes of **** down stairs
(hooray for pergo :banana: ) I make my way up the stairs and notice a strong
smell, I walk into my room and to my suprise there's a ****ing tird bigger than
what most humans are capable of producing. Keep in mind this is a 30lb. dog. This
dog has a serious problem about pissing, if you punish her she does it more and
the way my mother in law babies this dog doesn't help any. I put her out this
morning twice before claas and was only gone an hour and a half. I'm at my witts
end here, my carpet is ruined and I plan on replacing it when we get a tax return,
but what do I do, tell her thhe dog isn't welcome here? The dog has probably
pissed 50+ times in our house in the 6 months we've been here and has single
handedly destroyed our carpet. What do I do? (A .22 in the temple isn't an option)
of state and guess what I come home to this morning. After I went through a
whole roll of paper towels cleaning up the two lakes of **** down stairs
(hooray for pergo :banana: ) I make my way up the stairs and notice a strong
smell, I walk into my room and to my suprise there's a ****ing tird bigger than
what most humans are capable of producing. Keep in mind this is a 30lb. dog. This
dog has a serious problem about pissing, if you punish her she does it more and
the way my mother in law babies this dog doesn't help any. I put her out this
morning twice before claas and was only gone an hour and a half. I'm at my witts
end here, my carpet is ruined and I plan on replacing it when we get a tax return,
but what do I do, tell her thhe dog isn't welcome here? The dog has probably
pissed 50+ times in our house in the 6 months we've been here and has single
handedly destroyed our carpet. What do I do? (A .22 in the temple isn't an option)
even if you have to leave it in there during an 8 hour work day, mature dogs can hold it that long if you let them out right before you leave for work.
it's not cruel, it'll just sleep all day anyway when it's not pooping in your house.
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True story, a dog won't **** where it sleeps(unless it has to), same goes for Cats` even though they are pretty much pottey trained the day you pick them up.
We get to move in on April 30th. 
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Dude, the guy I sit next to in my film class is weird as ****. He came in to class and walks up to where we sit and goes "So, yeah you know, my woman is good, she knows she's my woman and I like her ok" and just looks at me. I'm like: 
.
So then he just goes "so yeah. Anyway, have you heard about what is going on with the Lacrosse team at Duke? Dude, they should be looking at our basketball team, those guys are corrupt ****ing *******s, ****ing jerks, stupid ****s, idiots, ****ing morons. But it's ok, dude, those ****s got in trouble, be on the lookout for something big in the next 3 weeks or so those guys are SO ****ed, they're stupid ****s I ****ing hate them". I'm edging away..
I don't even know the guy and I have no idea why he would tell me all this ****. I'm not sitting there next week.
.So then he just goes "so yeah. Anyway, have you heard about what is going on with the Lacrosse team at Duke? Dude, they should be looking at our basketball team, those guys are corrupt ****ing *******s, ****ing jerks, stupid ****s, idiots, ****ing morons. But it's ok, dude, those ****s got in trouble, be on the lookout for something big in the next 3 weeks or so those guys are SO ****ed, they're stupid ****s I ****ing hate them". I'm edging away..
I don't even know the guy and I have no idea why he would tell me all this ****. I'm not sitting there next week.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Dude, the guy I sit next to in my film class is weird as ****. He came in to class and walks up to where we sit and goes "So, yeah you know, my woman is good, she knows she's my woman and I like her ok" and just looks at me. I'm like: .
So then he just goes "so yeah. Anyway, have you heard about what is going on with the Lacrosse team at Duke? Dude, they should be looking at our basketball team, those guys are corrupt ****ing *******s, ****ing jerks, stupid ****s, idiots, ****ing morons. But it's ok, dude, those ****s got in trouble, be on the lookout for something big in the next 3 weeks or so those guys are SO ****ed, they're stupid ****s I ****ing hate them". I'm edging away..
I don't even know the guy and I have no idea why he would tell me all this ****. I'm not sitting there next week.
.So then he just goes "so yeah. Anyway, have you heard about what is going on with the Lacrosse team at Duke? Dude, they should be looking at our basketball team, those guys are corrupt ****ing *******s, ****ing jerks, stupid ****s, idiots, ****ing morons. But it's ok, dude, those ****s got in trouble, be on the lookout for something big in the next 3 weeks or so those guys are SO ****ed, they're stupid ****s I ****ing hate them". I'm edging away..
I don't even know the guy and I have no idea why he would tell me all this ****. I'm not sitting there next week.
