Too soon?

 

Q: Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Ralph Wiggum, and Chris Griffin are in a street fight. Who wins?

 

my cats breath smells like cat food.

 

Simpsons quote- funny, but used so often even the most casual internet observers/Simpsons fans know to whom it is attributed. Very borderline RussB.

 

1) If dogs have cleaner mouth's than humans.... why does my dogs breath smell so bad?
2) those greenie things are like the mouthwash for dogs....yet they do nothing...WHY?

 

1) Some things stink even when they are clean. Examples include cooked spinach, French cheeses, and as you pointed out, dog mouth.
2) Are you chewing them, or just swallowing them whole like vitamins?

 

Yes, it would at least be much better to at least hit all three references with something like "Brak would win due to the eye hypnotism thing and all Chris would do is turn a twinke into poo while Ralph bent his wookie"

But, in reality the premise is weak when you have two simpletons and one meek but evil genius.

 

So close and yet so far. Brak =/= Zorak.

I saw Brak wins, because he's not animated to be zapped with Space Ghost's Power Bands. Danish!

 

-1 each for iceman and GT35 STi

 

2) I'm not eating anything.... the dog chews them into a milllllllion bazillllllllion parts.

a) guess what song that is sorta from

 

-2 for T-Will. Gay jokes lame. Jeremy is gay jokes, more lame. See "regurgitation" rule.

 

I sorta don't know?

 

Oh crap, you're right. I was thinking Zorak. As an act of attrition, I should place a carnivirous insect into my ear.

Okay, I still think Brak would win. No reason. He would just win.

 

He does have a lot of sharp teeth. Your penance is to download "baby got brak" and play it in your cube as loud as is necessary to make someone else laugh out loud.

 

Shouldn't that be -3 for a doubley-lame post?