Terrorist Bloopers

Old Sep 24, 2006 | 10:25 PM
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Terrorist Bloopers

Not to offend anyone in our midst who might be of middle eastern decent, but this is some funny ****! I apologize in advance if this is a repost.

http://www.break.com/index/terrorist_bloopers.html
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 12:22 AM
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:rotfl: "Radical Fundamentalist Islam Gone Wild!"
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 01:29 AM
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:rotfl: LMFAO!!! HOLY **** THATS FUNNY!!!
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 10:42 PM
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i dont care what anyone says its still funny...plus i will never accept islam. especially a religion that claims to be sooo peaceful yet it explains in the koran that the infadels (anyone that doesnt believe in islam) should be either converted or killed. And especially a religion that if they find out you have converted from islam to another religion, the punishment is death. Doesnt sound very peaceful now does it?
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
i dont care what anyone says its still funny...plus i will never accept islam. especially a religion that claims to be sooo peaceful yet it explains in the koran that the infadels (anyone that doesnt believe in islam) should be either converted or killed. And especially a religion that if they find out you have converted from islam to another religion, the punishment is death. Doesnt sound very peaceful now does it?
On with the blasphemous ridicule then!
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 11:01 PM
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durkah durkah muuuuhammaaad jihaaad?
ya know what though...its against their religion to jack off, have sex unless you're married, and then there's nothing to do and there's sand everywhere. so ya know what...id be pretty pissed off too if i couldnt jack off, have sex, and had sand constantly in my *** crack
Old Sep 25, 2006 | 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
durkah durkah muuuuhammaaad jihaaad?
ya know what though...its against their religion to jack off, have sex unless you're married, and then there's nothing to do and there's sand everywhere. so ya know what...id be pretty pissed off too if i couldnt jack off, have sex, and had sand constantly in my *** crack
SOOOO.... they're blaming us for their single, sperm-backed-up, living in a sand box existence?
Old Sep 26, 2006 | 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
...yet it explains in the koran that the infadels (anyone that doesnt believe in islam) should be either converted or killed. And especially a religion that if they find out you have converted from islam to another religion, the punishment is death.
Neither of those are actually in the Koran/Qu'ran. Show me where and I'll eat crow, but don't spout fourth-hand knowledge.

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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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"stop! your making the face!"

priceless
Hella funny, but kinda just a rehash of the family guy episode.
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Originally Posted by ryball
Neither of those are actually in the Koran/Qu'ran. Show me where and I'll eat crow, but don't spout fourth-hand knowledge.
I don't want to get in a religious debate...but on this page at the bottom are some direct references to killing infidels in the Koran.

http://www.kafirnation.com/outright%20lies.htm

Lemme go find a crow...
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Originally Posted by T-Will
I don't want to get in a religious debate...but on this page at the bottom are some direct references to killing infidels in the Koran.

http://www.kafirnation.com/outright%20lies.htm

Lemme go find a crow...
Yeah, I don't want a religious debate in here, either. That is for the politics forum, honestly.

That article you posted wasn't slanted at all. :rotfl: And those quotes weren't taken out of context AT ALL.

There are a lot of absolutes and slippery-slope logic being applied in that article.

If you're interested, here is a website that has some interesting info. Of note is the section on misconceptions.

http://www.beconvinced.com

You may not read it, and even if you do, you may think it propagandist... indeed some of it is. There is also some smattering of the whole "holier that thou" garbage in there too, but... whatever.

Funniest line in that thing:

Beware: the so-called "moderate" Muslims don’t exist. MPAC wants you to think they exist. They are wolves in sheep’s clothing. They are ready to crumble our politic as soon as the zealots give them the signal to change their garb from lamb to wolf.
:rotfl:

I'm done.

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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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i did a search for the same info, but t-will beat me to it. The koran pretty much says that if you're an infadel then you arent worthy of life because you dont believe in allah. basically...i say screw him
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Infidel.

Jesus. If you're going to try to deconstruct another culture's relegious beliefs based on your own, at least spell their term for you correctly

This is the wrong place for a political or religious diatribe, but random slanted web pages are not good sources either way.

<----ex-Christian, hovering between agnostic and atheist, just to get all the cards on the table, with a lot of experience in comparative religion based on personal experience as well as seeking out unbiased historical data.

Plus, no offense intended, I'll never trust a religious person to provide an objective view of another religion. I don't want to hear it, I grew up in a church, was a part of the church, and finally got fed up with organized religion and all the logical fallacies ingrained into the different religious texts based on what we know about our world from a scientific perspective. How can any one group actually be right and everyone esle be wrong?

And, hurrrrrr, durka durka mohammed jihad, but like it or not, almost every organized religion teaches that its members are the only true repenters who will go to their particular interpretation of Heaven/afterlife. Extremist Muslims are just a more visible and aggressive manfestation of common religious teachings about salvation.

Unless you want to forget little things like the Inquisition, the (bloody) conversion of Central and South America.

I'm not against other people being religous, or for other people being atheist/agnostic, and I'm certainly against any sort of religion-based retribution (which, to so some extent, is what a number of Eastern extremist sects use to justify their actions) but making the same uninformed comments about another culture where religion is deeply ingrained over and over again just reinforces the immaturity and narrow world view of the individual making them.







Additionally, I like cheese.

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Additionally, I like cheese.
best and most informative thing ive heard all day

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