tEh Hump
#77
Churro Aficionado
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 54,642
From: IG - @thomas.teammoist
Car Info: IG - @TEAMMOISTOFFICIAL
ok so im leaving the parking lot and this guy and woman are walking on the sidewalk and looks like they are going to cross at the stop sign. so i pull up, car to my left goes and i start to go. i see the two people step off the sidewalk and start walking infront of my car but i continue on (and my windows are rolled down)
Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after
seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after
seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
#79
plays well with others
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,923
From: Sac
Car Info: your mother crazy
i also did it once with a frying pan but it didnt work as well... the trays do a really good job of hydroplaning
#80
Churro Aficionado
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 54,642
From: IG - @thomas.teammoist
Car Info: IG - @TEAMMOISTOFFICIAL
anyone hypothetically download using rapidshare and not a member? its happy hour and you dont have to hypothetically wait to start your hypothetical download or type in the security code
#87
VIP Member
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 25,095
From: Funtown
Car Info: A limousine with a chauffer
ok so im leaving the parking lot and this guy and woman are walking on the sidewalk and looks like they are going to cross at the stop sign. so i pull up, car to my left goes and i start to go. i see the two people step off the sidewalk and start walking infront of my car but i continue on (and my windows are rolled down)
Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after
seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after
seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
A few years ago, I was driving home from Chico one night. I was in Marysville, almost out of that ****hole. I am stopped at a red light. The light turns yellow for cross traffic just as these two white trash ****** enter the cross walk. I get the green just as they get in front of my car.
me: *hand slowly moving on to the horn as the ****** cross*
wife: Don't..don't
me: <in the zone>
****** get right to the passenger edge of the wagon
me: HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK <WOT> Like that I'm outta there
*****es both jumped a foot in the air and started screaming. It was hilarious.
#88
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 54,642
From: IG - @thomas.teammoist
Car Info: IG - @TEAMMOISTOFFICIAL
Barrowed from Hawaii
At the risk of dating my self with this reference to Sheriff Buford T. Justice...
I don't think Smokey can outrun this car!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCMsvGs9a1k
Just one question though... wtf is up with those hats those Italians are wearing? Look like a bunch of clowns.
I don't think Smokey can outrun this car!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCMsvGs9a1k
Just one question though... wtf is up with those hats those Italians are wearing? Look like a bunch of clowns.