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Old 06-04-2008 | 03:37 PM
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personally i like urban wakeboarding, rope + trays + car + rain = concussions and awesome
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:37 PM
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ok so im leaving the parking lot and this guy and woman are walking on the sidewalk and looks like they are going to cross at the stop sign. so i pull up, car to my left goes and i start to go. i see the two people step off the sidewalk and start walking infront of my car but i continue on (and my windows are rolled down)

Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after

seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:38 PM
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personally i like urban wakeboarding, rope + trays + car + rain = concussions and awesome
ive done metal pie tins under my feet holding onto someones tailgate.. kinda scurry but fun and funny to watch
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stupidchicken03
ive done metal pie tins under my feet holding onto someones tailgate.. kinda scurry but fun and funny to watch
we used to steal jack in the box trays cause they are super thick and find an empty lot full of puddles.

i also did it once with a frying pan but it didnt work as well... the trays do a really good job of hydroplaning
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:41 PM
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anyone hypothetically download using rapidshare and not a member? its happy hour and you dont have to hypothetically wait to start your hypothetical download or type in the security code
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
we used to steal jack in the box trays cause they are super thick and find an empty lot full of puddles.

i also did it once with a frying pan but it didnt work as well... the trays do a really good job of hydroplaning
i think the best we have done was using fast food trays from Mc'ds on a del sol
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:42 PM
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Sheeeeet.......I've "surfed" behind a HMMV in a desert environment on nothing but my Jungle Boots.
And shrooms.....
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Sheeeeet.......I've "surfed" behind a HMMV in a desert environment on nothing but my Jungle Boots.
And shrooms.....
lold
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Sheeeeet.......I've "surfed" behind a HMMV in a desert environment on nothing but my Jungle Boots.
And shrooms.....
i just answered my own question
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
lold
i too lold
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
we used to steal jack in the box trays cause they are super thick and find an empty lot full of puddles.

i also did it once with a frying pan but it didnt work as well... the trays do a really good job of hydroplaning
In n Out trays used to be the best because they are deep... and red.
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stupidchicken03
ok so im leaving the parking lot and this guy and woman are walking on the sidewalk and looks like they are going to cross at the stop sign. so i pull up, car to my left goes and i start to go. i see the two people step off the sidewalk and start walking infront of my car but i continue on (and my windows are rolled down)

Man: "heeey.."
Fat bia: "dont let us get in your way or anything"
Me: "dont use the ****ing cross walk or anything you fat *****! its an extra 10 feet!"
i shut them up and they didnt say anything after

seriously its an exter 10 or 15 feet. where they decided to cross is not a designate path for pedestrians. so go **** yourselves you two lol
I wait till those people get right at the edge of my car, then hit the supertones and floor it.

A few years ago, I was driving home from Chico one night. I was in Marysville, almost out of that ****hole. I am stopped at a red light. The light turns yellow for cross traffic just as these two white trash ****** enter the cross walk. I get the green just as they get in front of my car.

me: *hand slowly moving on to the horn as the ****** cross*
wife: Don't..don't
me: <in the zone>

****** get right to the passenger edge of the wagon

me: HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK <WOT> Like that I'm outta there

*****es both jumped a foot in the air and started screaming. It was hilarious.
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:55 PM
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Barrowed from Hawaii

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At the risk of dating my self with this reference to Sheriff Buford T. Justice...



I don't think Smokey can outrun this car!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCMsvGs9a1k

Just one question though... wtf is up with those hats those Italians are wearing? Look like a bunch of clowns.
Old 06-04-2008 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
*****es both jumped a foot in the air and started screaming. It was hilarious.
Old 06-04-2008 | 05:04 PM
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