Tales of Public Interactions
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I went to a bar last weekend to wish a friend a happy birthday. I was sitting by myself when a very hefty girl walks up and says "Hi, I like your glasses..." so I say "thank you, your ***** are really big!"
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
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From: Wagonmafia Propaganda Lieutenant
Car Info: 2014 Forester XT
Originally Posted by JohnQGearhead
I went to a bar last weekend to wish a friend a happy birthday. I was sitting by myself when a very hefty girl walks up and says "Hi, I like your glasses..." so I say "thank you, your ***** are really big!"
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
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From: pompous douchebag
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Originally Posted by JohnQGearhead
I went to a bar last weekend to wish a friend a happy birthday. I was sitting by myself when a very hefty girl walks up and says "Hi, I like your glasses..." so I say "thank you, your ***** are really big!"
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
I expected the girl to be really pissed off, but to my suprise she started rubbing her boobies all over me! She persisted on buying me drink after drink. I think it was so she could get some action. Unfortunatley, one of my friends gave the girl my number without me knowing.
I know when to realize that my beer goggles are on so I politely said "I am going to go home now."
Then the next day she called me. So I met up with her and did all kinds of dirty things.
Moral of the story: evcen if the interaction is unwanted, it can still lead to sex.
