Sunday in your ass with the ressurection
Finally in CA. Got in Saturday morning at 12:30am. Drove all day straight from Rock Springs, WY with a stop in Tahoe. Good day for a drive... too bad the wind was howling this morning. Luckily not a bad day though.
I'm sure they'll have washboard abs before they know it.
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From: trunk monkey
Car Info: 92 Paseo with spinaz, 2011 tooth white wrx
People are helsa dumb, numnah dumb, ladyboys.jpg dumb!!!
Mr.Dumb:Well I'm not trading in my V8 Dodge truck, because I can get 5k more selling it myself.
Me: Why didn't you sell it?
Mr.Dumb: well you're trying to rip me off!!!! I want XXX (retail book) for my truck it's in perfect condition.
Me: So let me get this straight, you want me to pay over book for you $150 a gas tank Dodge, and sell you my Mazda3 below cost.
Mr.Dumb: I hate buying cars, because of people like you! Lemme talk to the sales manager.
Me: I'm sorry you hate buying cars... good thing you're not doing that here.
Mr.Dumb: How do you sleep at night? Lemme talk to the manager.
Me: What do you want to tell me?
Mr.Dumb: *2 hours later with fake voice over the phone on my direct line. I'd like to make a complaint about Mr.PURIST last week he tried to rip me off.
Me:Hey Mr.Dumb you were here today, not last week.
Mr.Dumb: oh you must have me mistaken with someone else with a Dodge. I'm never going back to that ****hole dealership!
Me: Dodge? I never mentioned Dodge... hung up.
Me:*1 hour later on speaker phone I call back phone #on credit app that is identical to caller ID. Hey mister dumb I worked out some #'s on the Dodge and I found a way to get you the deal you wanted.
Mr.Dumb: Great I'm on my way.
Me: When he gets here from Davis... Sorry it got sold. My bad.
****ing ***** idiot *** non azn ******* ***** ***!
Mr.Dumb:Well I'm not trading in my V8 Dodge truck, because I can get 5k more selling it myself.
Me: Why didn't you sell it?
Mr.Dumb: well you're trying to rip me off!!!! I want XXX (retail book) for my truck it's in perfect condition.
Me: So let me get this straight, you want me to pay over book for you $150 a gas tank Dodge, and sell you my Mazda3 below cost.
Mr.Dumb: I hate buying cars, because of people like you! Lemme talk to the sales manager.
Me: I'm sorry you hate buying cars... good thing you're not doing that here.
Mr.Dumb: How do you sleep at night? Lemme talk to the manager.
Me: What do you want to tell me?
Mr.Dumb: *2 hours later with fake voice over the phone on my direct line. I'd like to make a complaint about Mr.PURIST last week he tried to rip me off.
Me:Hey Mr.Dumb you were here today, not last week.
Mr.Dumb: oh you must have me mistaken with someone else with a Dodge. I'm never going back to that ****hole dealership!
Me: Dodge? I never mentioned Dodge... hung up.
Me:*1 hour later on speaker phone I call back phone #on credit app that is identical to caller ID. Hey mister dumb I worked out some #'s on the Dodge and I found a way to get you the deal you wanted.
Mr.Dumb: Great I'm on my way.
Me: When he gets here from Davis... Sorry it got sold. My bad.
****ing ***** idiot *** non azn ******* ***** ***!
^^ .... the reason I hate being in sales. True.. for the most part, it is usually pretty good money but the downside is idiots like "Mr. Dumb" that make you wanna kill a *****!! Way to punk his *** though 