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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 09:58 AM
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Stupid Joke Wednesday

A Japanese guy and a Filipino guy apply for the same job. For the applicatio​n, they have to take a test. Whoever has the higher score, gets hired.

After taking the test, the hiring manager calls them both in and says "Well, you both got 9 out of 10, but I think I'm going to hire you." pointing to the Japanese guy.

Filipino guy protests, "But we got the same score!"

Hiring manager says, "Yeah, you both got #4 wrong."

"You," pointing to the Japanese guy, "answered 'I don't know'. And you," pointing to the Filipino guy, "answered "I don't either'".
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:24 AM
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You fgts really worked together on failing today

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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Vladi
You fgts really worked together on failing today

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in mother russia threads post on you.
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:37 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 10:39 AM
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Someone post a picture of grumpy cat. Cuz that's what I look and feel today. Can I haz a group hug?
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Vladi
You fgts really worked together on failing today

https://www.i-club.com/forums/sacram...nesday-251977/
Great minds..
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by i<3dirt
Someone post a picture of grumpy cat. Cuz that's what I look and feel today. Can I haz a group hug?
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by i<3dirt
Someone post a picture of grumpy cat. Cuz that's what I look and feel today. Can I haz a group hug?
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:04 AM
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I feel better. Thank you
Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:18 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:37 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:44 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:45 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2013 | 11:53 AM
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