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The Women's Edition Personal Ad Translator -
The real meaning behind the abbreviations in women's personal ads:

40-ish: 48
Adventurer: Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic: Flat-chested
Average looking: Ugly
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile: Bring your penicillin
Educated: College dropout
Emotionally Secure: Medicated
Feminist: Fat; ball buster
Free spirit: Substance user
Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as ****
Full-figured: Fat
Fun: Annoying
Gentle: Comatose
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic
New-Age: All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded: Desperate
Outgoing: Loud
Passionate: Loud
Poet: Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional: Real B*tch
Redhead: Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat
Romantic: Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous: Very Fat
Weight proportional to height: Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate: One step away from stalking
Widow: Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart: Toothless crone

The Men's Edition Personal Ad Translator -
Here's what men say about themselves in their personal ads -- and what it really means:

40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
50-ish: 65, but dyes his hair
Athletic: Never misses "ESPN Sportscenter"
Well-read: Also has a subscription to "ESPN Magazine"
Ambitious: Constantly dreams of getting two women in bed at the same time.
Average-looking: Bald
Educated: Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit: If you start going out with him...he will eventually try to sleep with your sister
Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun: Big drinker
Gentle: Still lives with his mother.
Good looking: Arrogant
Gourmet cook: Can work the can opener and the microwave
Honest: Pathological Liar
Huggable: Fat guy with tons of body hair.
Like to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent -- possibly gay
Loves candlelight dinners: Doesn't pay his electric bill
Poet: Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual: Goes to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable: Occasional stalker -- never arrested
Thoughtful: Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Adventurous: Peeping Tom at the neighborhood apartment complex.
Committed: Currently institutionalized...but due to get out soon.
Secure: In prison.
New on the dating scene: Just out of prison.
Well-traveled: Sees his picture on America's Most Wanted and moves on to the next town.

 

When you don't check your post before you click submit.

 

Waht is it?

 

really? I see it. I'll try again.

 

If I say I will hit it, then I will hit it. :banana:

 

If you use the phrase "edpwned" or any variant, you MUST throw the pic.

 

Don't start a thread about the wednesday lunch meet because that info will be posted in a daily thread.

A good example.

https://www.i-club.com/forums/sacramento-reno-116/mini-meet-cordova-wed-mar-16-a-92749/

 

I think any n00b that reads through this whole thread should not be considered a n00b anymore.

 

And maybe I am too much of a n00b to add something however... I don't think anyone should call a legacy a Camry!

 

Can a n00b be a postwhore? or is that frounded upon?

 

If you double post, you are still a n00b.

 

Darn it!

 

wow . . .

 

you know whats sad, I just now realized what I did. What a n00bster I am.