Go karts work better when driven through cooking oil!

 

No, drive it like you RENTED it.

 

Ah....thanks

 

If you get the slow kart, don't cry it's embarassing

 

"+1." is a perfectly acceptable response.

 

There is a weekly SRIC meet at the BBQ Pit in Buttonwillow, CA. But no one ever shows up.


(Ask Aaron for details)

 

Drive it like you work at a dealership and it's not yours....

 

If you order a "Garden Omlette", you must ask the waitress to "Hold the garden"... -Aaron.

 

Or through the pits.

 

Always pay attention to the progress of every thread. If it's a slow day and only two people are viewing the forum, it is no gaurentee that you won't miss an awesome thread like this.

 

Stop lights, signs, and speed limits are just suggestions

 

Sideways! haha./

 

If you are a guest reading this... register and post... duh!

 

SRIC Ricers: Scott B, Matt R, RussA, Matt Mc(yellow car) Nick, Sperry, Aaron

EDIT: Eric (forgot about the Neon!)

 

When caravaning from one SRIC spot to another, you must stay within 24" of the car in front of you, attempt to merge into another lane simultaneously, and make sure that if dz or Egan is leading, you aren't low on gas.