-dents and creases on all body panels except drivers rear quarter.
-front quarter wheel well is completely stripped from wife pulling it into the garage and scraping it along an old drier that her father was supposed to take two years ago and still hasn't and instead of stopping when she hit it, she gunned it and stripped all the paint off.
-both side skirts are hosed
-previous to three weeks ago, hadn't been properly washed in ~3 years.
-rear brakes are toast, but I am still running them
-all 4 shocks are blown and have been for probably 2 years.
-windshield is cracked 75% across with two additional legs.
-probably 25% of the paint is missing from the hood from rock chips.
-paint missing from bumper where someone hit-and-runned me in a parking lot.
-untuned



I win...










or lose.

 

Can that jalopy

 

It's over 5 years old and paid off. It ain't going nowhere.

 

Wish mine was

Still gots 3 years

 

I can't fit everything wrong with my car in one post.

highlights:
unpainted left front fender
dented, mismatched L hood
CEL/hard fuel cut at 4200 rpm because I don't have the right speed sensor hooked up
rear seats not bolted in yet
rear interior panels fit poorly
brakes still not fully bled after 2 bottles of fluid
no shift ****/boot
battery just hanging out in the general vicinity of the left corner- no tray
still has rear drums
passenger side windows don't roll down from driver's control
driver's rear window works opposite of switch
passenger rear window rolls down 1/4 of the way when you lock the doors :wtf:
scratches all over the place
no upper windhield trim
no driver's side roof rail
missing cruise control computer
AC needs charge
climate control unit burned out, needs replaced- no blower fan operation
neither of the stereos I have will play CDs.
14" frickin steelies at the moment
replacement bumper skin, hood, fenders and grill need to be painted before installation
front passenger door dented
radiator support bent up from tree falling on car
no rearview mirror
passenger power mirror won't move up or to the right (but does move back... and to the left )
no RSB

I'm not done but I am le tired of thinking about all this stuff.

 

huge dent in TMIC from a bumble bee... bee still in there
rubber marks / bent plate on front bumper cause by retread in the road
dent by the gas cap from kid on bike
scratch in side skirt from a peice of wood

 

Goddamn those things

 

and me too

 

But it makes father Joseph smile.

 

50% of car is missing, 50% sand blasted, underside destroyed due to cinder block,speedbumps, Russians.

Tons and tons more issues with body shop that toasted up parts.

 

is that the vette or the saabaru?

 

saabaru

no dents on the vette

 

I got a RSB if you want one. I'll trade you for your wheels. Straight trade.















Actually, you can have it for free. Haha.

 

1. my trunk leaks
2. my abs sensor makes some crazy noise when I come to a slow stop
3. only one windshield sprayer works
4. stock rims
5. drivers floor mat ripped slides all over
6. hole in carpet near dead pedal

 

i know where you park...