Here is some entertainment for you, Matt, since we are boring you today. I just hope my little story from this morning is enough to unbore you, I even made some pictures thanks to Paint... at least for the next 10 minutes or so... to tell the truth, I was getting a little bored myself, here at work and thought I'd share...

OK, so I am driving to work this morning. I decided to sleep in a bit, so it was around 8 or so. So I am driving down Sierra College Blvd towards Roseville, I had just passed the East Roseville Parkway intersection. Well, soon I would be having to make a left soon. So I look in my side mirror, and the closest car is a Ford Escape about 4 car lengths behind going at a steady pace and there was also a truck that I would be getting behind when I got over. So plenty of room...

As you can see in image one, I turn on my blinker then start to merge over. As I am getting into the other lane, I notice that the Ford Escape is starting to get closer.

In image two, I am all the way over into the new lane. No the Escape is still coming up on me, then when he get about 3/4 of a car length behind me, he starts to hit his breaks as if I cut him off, mind you that I have already been in the lane for a good 6 seconds before he gets that close. So its pretty bright outside, the sun is shining, the the Escape driver throws on his high beams as if he's trying to blind me with them in broad daylight.

So we're all coming up to the next intersection and I still have dum dum riding me. The light is red so I come to a stop. Well, the Escape driver gets into the turn lane. I see him pull out from behind me, but then I don't see him pass me. I am looking in my side mirror and he's creeping up next to me and comes to a stop when he gets along side me. Its some dude about mid 30s and he's trying to stare me down or something, I couldn't help but laugh at his pointless effort in trying to say something to me that he's totally over exaggeration. As you can see in image 3, the turn light goes green and the cars start to turn. Well, he's so focused on whatever he is trying to do to me, that he didn't realize that his light was green. I kinda gave him a point to show that his light was green and off he went. By the time he got up to the end of the turn lane the light had already cycled from yellow to green. Dum Dum had missed his light. Then my light turned green... as a last second thought, I decided to try and cheer the dude up by giving him a wave as I passed... but for some reason this did not cheer him up, it seemed to have the opposite effect

 

haha.. well played !

 

haha, good read.

I love stupid people.

 

Nice, that was well composed, thank you for the story.

 

I would have got my 45 out of under my spare.

That's my problem solver.

 

how the hell can you get to your spare tire when fools start blastin ?

mine is tucked next to my seat if suckas wanna step !

 

Wow! You carry a big gun. You'd fit right in here in NV.

 

you and your record player...

 

hmm.. you know I was thinking of moving over......HEY WAIT!!!


NEVER!!!!

CA > NV 4 LIFE, VATO!

 

Vato! hahaha...Who you callin vato, ese!

 

stop with the jedi mind tricks on Ed, he cannot fight back

 

Don't make me cut you, puppet!

 

Deuce,deuce revolver was my problem solver
Had a def girl,really didn't wanna involve her
In the life of a gangster,use to rob bankster
But now I'm locked up,I'm just a punk low rankster
Jail cells know me too damn well
Seems like I've built on earth my own personal hell
No matter how high I climbed,somehow I always fell
I guess a lot of players got this story to tell
No matter how cold you roll you simply cannot win
It's always fun in the beginning
But pain in the end


Organized crimer,big trouble finder
In and out of institutions ever since I was a minor
But now I'm on the bricks,deep in the mix
Crime smarts searching hard for some new street tricks
I think I'll join a gang,sling a little cane
Put a beeper on my belt and get myself a name
Fresh sneakers,silk shirts,24/7 work
Nine to five to survive,you gotta be a jerki
I clock two grand a day,yet I was born to play
Who me at micky dee's?It wouldn't work,no way
I'm a big money haver but not the last laugher
For me infamy makes me no autographer
Custody haunts my dreams,nightmares of capture
Paranoid of surveillance,phobia of cameras
My banks bigger,but so are my fears
Past records proved players live limited years
But I'm unlike the rest,know to be the best
Fast money,true wealth my eternal quest
I hustle all night long,there ain't no gain in rest
12 gauge close range,bloods on my chest
I looked into his face,I thought he was my friend
My boy had me set up,this wound would never mend
No matter who you trust,you simply cannot win
It's always fun in the beginning
But it's pain in the end


Gold rope wearer,neighborhood terror
Can't hang around my mother 'cause she says I scare her
Got a light sunburn from too much pool-side sittin'
Cordless phone keeps me on 'cause there ain't no quittin'
Mind's in a money mode,seems like it should explode
Girlies on my jammie,got a female overload
Young street messiah,professional liar
19 gotta Benz,21 I'll retire
Crazy money it ain't funny,suckers lovin' my jock
But there's some people at my door that didn't even knock
Task force boomin',doggin' my crib out,can't shout
F.B.I. got a gun in my mouth!
Threw me on the floor,called my girl a *****
Pulled ten G's out my mattress and was lookin' for more
Cracked my safe with an axe,then illed out to the max
When they seen my money kickin' it in twenty G stacks
Booked me on ten counts,with bails of different amounts
The charges stuck like glue,some that I couldn't pronounce
They threw my *** the book,my life wa surely took
And then they gave my girl
Ten years for hangin' out with a crook
She played the game herself,fast lane quick wealth
No respect for the law or the city's health
The sweat of hustlers greed is not reserved for men
It's always fun in the beginning
But it's pain in the end

 

break it down G!

 

Ali G busting out with the Ice-T.