Sexy hooker boots.


Which reminds me of a realization that I came to last night that I would like to share with you all.
I am a clutz. I tend to hurt myself when I do physical activities that require extra equipment. Example: when riding a bike I get my feet stuck to the little foot pedal clamps and when the bike comes to a complete stop I just fall over. I have also injured my knee skateboarding too fast before I knew how to stop. The list of these incidents goes on.

But to get to my point.
It occured to me yesterday, that in my attempts to make my body like a stripper body, are feutial. When my body is finally good enough to dance with the pole.....I'll still have to worry about the extra equipment needed.

Stripper Shoes.
Walking on those will be impossible for my clutzy self and inevitabably I will sustain a terminal injury.

 

Okay. Wanting a body like a stripper doesn't mean you *have* to dance on a pole (unless that Sun Valley is coming back to you).

Just, look like a stripper w/o dancing on a pole and you are all good.

 

Yeah.....or I could dance on a pole wearing pink driving shoes.
The pole is like a vertical jungle gym, so much fun.

 

Just get training wheels for them... or something...

 

Like stripper roller skates.
.....wheels are scary, unless they are on the STI.

 

I'm here. :|

 

hello :i

 

Kylie Minogue is hot

TIA

 

Happy Tuesday Matt!~

I just found out that one of the extra memory chips that I bought is bad, gah!~

 

Not so much stipper roller skates... I think training "wheels" was a bad term to use. Maybe stipper shoe outriggers or something.

 

 

I like her sister too.
She's got sexy long black hair.
European women rule.

 

Minogue sammich

danni-ryball-kylie

 

Back to what I found on my desk this morning.

 

Mmmmmmmm... Very Bad Things

One of the darkest comedies ever. I watched it just before going to my Bachelor Party in Las Vegas last year.