drink the milk and chase it with the beer.
You're tummy wont be so upset with the milk once you've consumed the beer.

 

oh that's just the little island in the upstairs kitchen.

 

whats the expiration date?

 

posers don't have real shizzle.

 

July 25th.

Should I leave it in there for longer???

 

obviously it's past the 7 day "safe" date. otherwise, why else would he be asking?

 

hmmm, milk is usually okay for a week after expiration... don't ask how I know.

 

i like modelo negro myself (even though it tastes just like dos equis amber)

 

hahaha I just read this..

2) A more sensitive test is to measure expired hydrogen gas after drinking milk. Significant elevation of hydrogen gas is evidence that you have trouble digesting lactose. The gas, which is produced by bacteria in the large intestine reacting with the milk sugar, will increase when you don't have enough lactase enzyme to break down the lactose. While you may experience abdominal cramps or diarrhea as a result of the tests, the procedures are not dangerous.

 

oh yea, we ran out of that stuff quick.

and why the hell did the strawberry color turn white??

 

shake it up. does it turn back?

 

do you think the dye faded??

 

stop stalling and just drink it already.

 

either that, or the bacteria ate the dye.

 

maybe its got artificial flavoring rather than artificial coloring