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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:14 AM
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Severed ***** retrieved from toilet



ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his ***** surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's ***** and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed *****, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...E-*****-DC.XML

Ouch.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:24 AM
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See, that's why you DON'T have sex after you break up with her.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:26 AM
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Exactly. You sex her and then dump her.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Exactly. You sex her and then dump her.
Spoken like a true man.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:42 AM
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..after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, ...At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.
He deserves to have his ***** cut off for being so stupid. Darwinism at it's finest.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:47 AM
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He deserves to have his ***** cut off for being so stupid. Darwinism at it's finest.
yep.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 09:57 AM
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I wonder if he tried to pull off a "money shot" before he got tied down.

boooooooyyyyyaaaaaa!
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 10:00 AM
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I am betting he did the Tony Danza and she got pissed and went for a hostile takeover...
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 10:05 AM
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women are crazy. the end.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 10:56 AM
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True dat.
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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tran... that explains a few things, too.
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That was on the TV in the chow hall yesterday, and I watched a girl get up and run out after she watched that :rotfl:
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Everybody **** chung tonight?
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no.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Everybody **** chung tonight?
The funnay was not found



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