Saturday and #@%$.
Originally Posted by SubyN00by
nah, this liquor store is american owned and run. We've got two white boys (managers), two italians, and one dirty dirty messican (me.)
So this morning I decided to take a nice spirited drive through one of our nice country routes called the Hagen loop, it basically is a circle through the rural avenues of east Napa. On my way back I'm passing through a narrow mountain corridor when traffic all the sudden comes to a stop, I'm thinking either there's an accident or just alot of traffic at the stoplight. After about five minutes of sitting there I hear a rustling in the bushes and see a middle aged woman in a sweat suit with a rather distraught look on her face tromping down the hill through the bushes, which happen to be covered with poision oak plants. 
Aparently the dambass's dauschund jumped out the window of her mini van and took off into the forest, so what does the idiot do? Stops her car where it is, in the middle of the street on a narrow road with at least 200 yards of blind corners on each side. So aside from almost causing a 20 car pileup, almost losing her rat, getting yelled at by numerous other motorists she's gonna be really itchy in a few hours.
Aparently the dambass's dauschund jumped out the window of her mini van and took off into the forest, so what does the idiot do? Stops her car where it is, in the middle of the street on a narrow road with at least 200 yards of blind corners on each side. So aside from almost causing a 20 car pileup, almost losing her rat, getting yelled at by numerous other motorists she's gonna be really itchy in a few hours.
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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
So this morning I decided to take a nice spirited drive through one of our nice country routes called the Hagen loop, it basically is a circle through the rural avenues of east Napa. On my way back I'm passing through a narrow mountain corridor when traffic all the sudden comes to a stop, I'm thinking either there's an accident or just alot of traffic at the stoplight. After about five minutes of sitting there I hear a rustling in the bushes and see a middle aged woman in a sweat suit with a rather distraught look on her face tromping down the hill through the bushes, which happen to be covered with poision oak plants.
Aparently the dambass's dauschund jumped out the window of her mini van and took off into the forest, so what does the idiot do? Stops her car where it is, in the middle of the street on a narrow road with at least 200 yards of blind corners on each side. So aside from almost causing a 20 car pileup, almost losing her rat, getting yelled at by numerous other motorists she's gonna be really itchy in a few hours.
Aparently the dambass's dauschund jumped out the window of her mini van and took off into the forest, so what does the idiot do? Stops her car where it is, in the middle of the street on a narrow road with at least 200 yards of blind corners on each side. So aside from almost causing a 20 car pileup, almost losing her rat, getting yelled at by numerous other motorists she's gonna be really itchy in a few hours.
Originally Posted by pj21086
that b*tch is crazy. no wonder the dog jumped from a moving car. he was probably trying to get away from her.
Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
The really funny thing is that she was yelling like a maniac at the people just asking her to pull over to the side of the road so she wouldn't cause an accident. You should have seen her using the poision oak as a climbing tool to repel herself down the hill. :rotfl:
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if i had my beater i would have just pushed her *** out of the way.
I have to park the beater outside on the street and sometimes people dont know how to park so I just give them a little "push" to get them in the right spot.
I have to park the beater outside on the street and sometimes people dont know how to park so I just give them a little "push" to get them in the right spot.
