question of the day.... are you technically considered an ******* if you did it in the right situation...

 

back @ work again

 

Awake....bleh.

At least she quit talking and yea...

Off to go get schooled by a bmw owner today.

 

I go gym now. Here's hoping for hot sweaty girls in tight clothes.

 

fixt.

 

good morning.

 

mooorreee sleep... go

 

I should wash my car..

 

Epic ****...


So girley comes over with friends etc... this girly is together with my one friend... they get in BARELY an argument neither are mad, my friend decides to just go home...

She then decides to **** one of my other friends, that I don't know that well... Being a good friend, we texted her boyfriend(guy we are good friends with) basically saying look you can't cause a scene, but this is happening right now we thought you should know...


I wake up to 21 missed phone calls from the girl, and my friend has another 20+.... She is texting me... "We just slept together(no sex) because I was sad... WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING I PROMISE!!!!"


One small problem, I some how "magically" have this video proof on my phone So unless a girl is moaning and going "**** me harder" when she is talking about why she is sad... she's pretty ****ed

I'm dieing in laughter... Friends like are you 100% sure she did because im basically ending it if you are... I was like ummm yes, and I have the sound clip to prove it....

Me him and my other friend have been laughing are asses off all morning... This girl is trying to deny a video tape saying "it's not what it seems"

 

post the vid

 

you can't see anything it's more just sound... I wasn't about to open the door and **** block, so i just held the phone to do the door

 

lolz shoulda had the cat sneak in with the cam

 

She was like

"Really that's funny you claim to have that since NOTHING happened!"

Me:

Bahahaha what's funnier is my video... You played your cards and busted... stop trying to ask for a redeal, you lost....

 

now that she knows im not kidding about the video her texts have changed.. "You know last night he said blah we aren't exactly together"... I was like oh that's good, then you got nothing to worry about... she was like Whatever I just wanted to talk... I was really really drunk last night... I was like Ohhh... really... that's cool then, i didn't realize you were drunk...

LOL... what's the vote on how long it takes her to realize she's playing the sympathy card against one of the worst people possible... **** you guys think i'm an ******* when you are on my good side... wait until you're on my bad side... that's a whole new level of win

 

LMAO you are a douchebag...drunk skank doesnt know wat shes in for